imagine doing research for a fanfic? couldn't be me HAHAHA ok so.... in this Au, basically when the statues "come to life" they also have bodily... functions? so like... blood... and bones... and other shit (yeah you can kinda see where I'm going with this) also... speaking of which, there will be blood, and injuries.... and... you know what? if something comes up ill prepare you for it in the beginning of the chapter so just look out for it I probably won't do smut but if for some reason I do ill warn you guys also this is based off of the movie "night at the museum" but it won't follow the plot Title: We're basically the gay version of Romeo and Juliet

this is an essay that I stayed up until 11 the other night writing, don't ask why I'm copying and pasting this from Tumblr

[NatONI AU] Movie nights, partying, sweet couples... Life was great for everyone in the museum. But when a terrible force of evil comes again to thwart their happiness and freedom, they surely were caught off-guard. It was nothing like they've seen or ever faced before. And like Teddy once said, sometimes in battle... There will always be a need for a sacrifice.

(+ LanceTavius?) [Modern AU] Octavius, an Italian-born Englishman, is almost 30, and he's still a bachelour. Lonely and bored as he is, he ends up taking the interest of learning about history. Taking a visit to the National History Museum, he meets a rather handsome employee that certainly swoons him. Though it seems that the man is already taken... But he just can't stop thinking about him even if he already has another boyfriend. To let go of these burning thoughts, Octavius turns to blowing off all his money on going with the trend of renting a boyfriend for the day. But no matter how much he goes on stupid dates with other people, he still can't forget about his first love from the museum, can't he...? [No, this isn't based on the manga/anime, or anything else. I just found a video from CDawgVA about it, and I thought it was a funky idea, so now here I am, making this lol. Hope you enjoy :) ]

[Takes place at the ending of NATM 3, with the whole "I'll remember how big you guys are" part] The magical tablet of where the tenants of the New York museum have always dependend on has now found its place in London, with its owner back where he belongs as well. While it seems sweet that the young pharaoh is reunited again with his parents, the ones who will be affected over the pond may not be so keen on this fate. Though they accept it, some of them are not ready to leave just yet... Most especially a particular Roman general and his beloved cowboy. (I literally wrote this while me and my parents were out at a mall, and I had nothing better to do lol)

Jedediah quickly falls in love with the dashing roman soldier next door, and after making peace between their people, who's there to stop the roman soldier from falling right back?

jedtavius oneshots!! I probably won't be updating very often because I suffer with writers block but I shall try my best contains fluff, smut and I'm not entirely sure what angst even means but why not. I will also include trigger warnings when needed

Just some Jedtavius Fluff. I love these two miniatures from Night at the Museum, so I decided to write fluff for them as they are my favorite ship.

Before Larry enters the picture, Jedediah and Octavius have plenty of time to talk. (THIS FIC CONTAINS NSFW CONTENT.) Pwp fastburn

"...save yourselves..." "...ain't no time fer yer Roman melodrama, now go..." "...hold my hand..." "...I'll take that hand now..." [Please note that the first few chapters are written extremely badly! If you'd like more high quality fics, please scroll down. It's been a wild ride. I started writing this in October of 2021, when I wasn't good at writing. Like. At all. Thank you and sorry if the writing style inconveniences you!] A Jedtavius book. Full of their many adventures in many universes, it's like an archive. Their love crosses universes, defies the gods themselves. - 10/23/21 - 6/19/23