"Vampires believe in soulmate. It's like finding your new life. Being born again and having a new life in this world where vampires can't die. Your not just a feeder because your my soulmate, that's what make you a different from others. I want to make you mine but at the same time I'm afraid to lose you" ---Austin Von Ashford

Paano kung isang lalaking ubod ng sungit ay makilala ang isang babaeng ubod naman ng katarayan....abangan

Yung tipong Torpe yung maliligaw mo,Whoa P@no nangyari iyon...... Pero LOVE MO PARIN SIYA And you were lIke "My whY?" but thEn again YoUr Gonna Say "oh riGht I LoVe Him!" A total idiot

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Isang gabi ng lagim, Tahimik ang paligid, Pero sandali bago kayo mag-isip ng kung ano- ano, Hindi ito Horror. Kwento ito ng landian. In a sossy way... .. .. Madalas ka bang gumimik? Magbar? Magdisco? Makiparty-party? PERO NAGAWA MO NA BANG MAKIPARTY-PARTY dahil broken hearted ka? Wala kang masandalan. Nahihiya kang magsabi sa mga kaibigan mo na HEART BROKEN ka. Pilit mong ipinapakita sa kanila na KAYA mo pero ang totoo hindi mo na kaya! Kamusta naman? Ano ang napala mo? tsssss... IKAW DIN BAKA MAWALA ANG VIRGINITY MO SA KAKAPARTY-PARTY NA IYAN! TAPOS PAG GISING MO KATABI MO ANG ISANG OH SO GORGEOUS GREEK GOD NA HINDI MO ALAM ANG PANGALAN. MASAKIT ANG KATAWAN MO... At higit sa lahat... HINDI KA NA VIRGIN! OH.MY.GOSH! At ang tanging nagawa mo lang ay iwan ang OH SO GORGEOUS GREEK GOD na iyon... At... At... DALHIN ANG BRANDED BRIEF NITO AS A REMEMBRANCE! ^0^ bwahahahahahaha!!

Who you sakin ang aangal. (Revised)

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Unang una, di ito SPG!! This is a story in where the union of two reproductive cells produces a zygote thus initiating prenatal development.................. JUST KIDDING!! ito ang pawang storya ng isang lalaking reklamador at isang babaeng mahadera!! yun lang! bow!

Twins named after a Superhero and a Supervillian.................the worst part is------ AKO ANG NAKAKUHA NG PANGALAN NG SUPERVILLIAN?! The hell?! Paano nangyari yon? how did my parents know? I think i deserve the Superhero's name more than my twin!! I'll make you surrender your name brother!