" 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐬...𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 " 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 a model accidentally follows a footballer whilst stalking him 𝐎𝐑 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 his celebrity crush follows him back unexpectedly so he decides to dm her jadon sancho x fem!oc lowercase intended mainly a social media fic ©️judeb3llinghamsgf

••• I don't want your body but i hate to think about you with somebody else ••• If I had to pinpoint the exact moment when my ordinary life turned into the complete messy shit show that it is now, i would probably narrow it down to the time my best friend Carl Gallagher told me he had a girlfriend.

- 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝟐 - "ɢᴏ ꜰᴜᴄᴋ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟꜱᴇ'ꜱ ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ, ᴄᴀʀʟ." "ɴᴏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ, ᴋᴇᴠ. ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ." ᴏʀ ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀᴍᴏᴜꜱ ᴅᴜᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱ ᴄᴀʀʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋʏʟɪᴇ, ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴘʟᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢꜱ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜɪᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴏᴜᴛʜ ꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟕-𝟏𝟏

- 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝟏 - "ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɢᴏᴅ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴛᴡɪɴꜱ!" ". . . ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛʜɪɴɢ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?" ᴏʀ ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ʙᴀʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴠᴇʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀ ꜰɪꜱʜᴇʀ'ꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀᴍʏ ᴛᴇᴇɴ ɪꜱ ʀᴇᴜɴɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴄʀɪᴍᴇ. 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟔