He's the school's grunge drummer - sarcastic, sleepless, and allergic to rules. She's the queen bee - perfect hair, perfect life, perfectly untouchable. When Rodrick Heffley crashes a North Ridge High party with his band, the last thing he expects is to lock eyes with Regina George, the girl everyone wants but nobody really knows. She's beautiful poison - and he's the one stupid enough to taste it. What starts as teasing and tension turns into something raw - secret hangouts, stolen kisses, late-night confessions in parking lots. But under the glitter and eyeliner, there's heartbreak waiting to happen. Because Regina has a reputation to protect... and Rodrick has nothing left to lose. It's loud. It's reckless. It's love that shouldn't exist - but somehow feels inevitable.

"...I'm not really afraid anymore" he said a bit quietly. "Afraid of what?" I asked him slowly. "I'm not really afraid to say that I have feelings for you..."

You're new in town and struggling to make friends until you meet Rodrick Heffley - loded diper's drummer and certifiable cutie. The story follows you, the reader, as you get to know and hopelessly fall in love with Rodrick, all while navigating the confusion of having to start your life anew in a place where nobody knows who you are. Will Rodrick feel the same way? And can you ever learn to trust a guy with such a womanising reputation? Updates every 1-4 weeks. Ok so I had a dream I was in a romantic relationship with Rodrick Heffley and I haven't really been able to stop thinking about it. I don't even like him that much, but dreams make you see people in a different light I guess. It also doesn't help that the lockdown is really making me crave intimacy. I've heard somewhere that these kinds of stories are a safe space for exploring your desires so here we go. Also, this is not going to be a smut fic because I might be asexual and that stuff just doesn't do it for me, sorry horny people.