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Sh*t! I'm Sorry! by camerybear
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Highest Rank: #1 in Romance, #2 in Humor What happens when you're walking down the street, with one of the best coffees in hand, turn around for one second... Then the next thing you know, the world is spinning and you've landed in the arms of one of the most gorgeous organisms of the male species. With the best coffee, you've ever had, spilt on his grey v-neck? Or maybe when you're drunk off your head, can't walk in a straight line with a heel that is broken and your makeup smudged with a bottle of beer in your hand... Then the next thing you know the world is spinning and that same gorgeous organism has you in his arms with the strong smell of your beer on his leather jacket? When it comes to Ryan Einstein, Alexis Harrington needs a little help. Especially when her only instinct is to say..."Shit! I'm sorry!" © All Rights Reserved 2018 Camerybear
The Transient Wife by greenwriter
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One drunken day, Cassandra gets the proposal she can never refuse from the arrogant Philip Strindberg. Thrown into a marriage she never wanted in the first place, Cassandra will struggle on how to maintain her carefree attitude while trying to keep her cool whenever she is around her husband. Pranks, adventure, chores, and secrets will test their transient marriage. In the end, will there be a chance for their transient charade to become permanent?
Friendship for Dummies by leigh_
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"Being reunited with your childhood best friend after eight years apart? Sounds like a heart-warming story. Finding out that said best friend is now a complete jerk who's determined to make your life hell? Not so much." Georgie and Connor were once inseparable. Best friends from birth, they did everything together - well, that was until Connor's dad got a once-in-a-lifetime job opportunity and the family was forced to relocate to New York. At age sixteen, Georgie's life is totally different - her main goal being to keep her head down and escape the brutalities of high school with as little emotional scarring as possible. Balancing school, work and her dwindling social life is enough of a challenge, but it's about to get a bit more complicated when her conceited ex-best friend gets thrown into the mix. Maybe friendship should come with an instruction booklet.
Kill Me Now (Modern Cliches, #1) by AMLKoski
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Book One of the Modern Cliches series ~~~~~~~~~~~ Hi, my name is Sasha Elaine Wimbleton. I am your perfectly average twenty four year girl. The only thing I am slight above average for is the cynical and snark categories but I had an average childhood, an average school experience, average friends, marks, parents, and life. So in a life full of averages I have absolutely no fucking clue how to explain or count for the fact I was kidnapped by a self professed werewolf who claimed I was his undeniable, true love, one of a kind, soul mate. I'm sorry but I'm really not into that whole Stockholm Syndrome thing... This isn't mentioning his pack is in this long standing feud with his younger brother, Fergus, who wants him dead because of a reason he wouldn't tell me. I only met him a few times where he and Damien snapped and snarled at each other and exchanged threats. In which I was either being manhandled by Damien or with his Beta, Vince LeStat, a.k.a. the future father of my children. Stuck in a pack of testosterone filled fucking werewolves and being unable to actually make a move on the guy I dig because the guy who is obsessed with me has declared he will kill any man that touches me. All I can say is: Fucking kill me now.
F*ck Me (Modern Cliches, #2) by AMLKoski
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Book Two in the Modern Cliches series ~~~~~~~~~~~ Hey there, my name is Ethel Bethany Linde. I am your perfectly prudish, average twenty-five year old girl. The only thing I am above average in is the fact I made it to twenty-five while still being a virgin. Yes, I managed to make it through my hormone fuelled teen years and college years with my virginity in tact. Although not for lack of trying on my part. So with that prudish exterior, I have absolutely no fucking clue how to explain or count for the fact I lost my virginity to an Incubus who was summoned to torture and kill me, via sex. Which according to some ancient demon law means we are practically married in the (un)holy eyes of Hell. Yes, by some unholy, cosmic act of fuckery, I accidentally married a fucking demon. Thankfully, Mazvahr (Maz for short), was just as enthused as I was and we set upon a mission to find the man who summoned an unholy Incubus to do the dirty deed, in more ways than one, and kill him. Stuck next to a powerful demon, who requires sex to charge him up and has a super weird rope fetish, to hunt down the asshole who did this to me, all I can say is: F*ck me.
Are You Sh!tting Me (Modern Cliches, #3) by AMLKoski
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Book three of the Modern Cliche Series ~~~~~~~~~~~ Sup, my name is Sammi Catherine Knapper. I am your permanently exhausted, introverted twenty-five year old. The only thing I am above average in is the fact I can pull all nighters and still get to work in the morning. Yes, I have the super human power called being a night owl who has insomnia. It's incurable, believe me, I've tried. So with that permanently exhausted exterior, I have absolutely no fucking clue how to explain or account for the fact I had a vampire crawl into my bedroom at night trying to figure out how the whole blood sucking thing worked. Yes, I some how managed to have a baby vamp attempt to test his new vampiric nature on me. Thankfully, Jake (surfer dude turned bloodsucker), was just as confused as I was by his vampire abilities, drinking blood to survive aside, and we set upon a mission to figure out just what being a vampire meant and what he needed to do as well as track down his one night stand vampire daddy to give him hell. Teaching a vampire how to be a vampire, meeting a sibling group of baby vampires, starting a night time inventory business, as well as being kidnapped by an alcoholic vamp daddy, all I can say is: Are you shitting me?
Jasmin ✓ (Le'vris Dragons Book 3) by Ancientt
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In a post-apocalyptic Earth, Jasmin joins a mating program that matches humans to dragons. When she gets entangled with a surly dragon, she wonders what burns hotter: His dragon's flames, or the seemingly invisible fire that burns between them. Best read after "Drakkon" and "The Alien's Match" *This is a sample. The complete story is on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ancientt
Obsession And Blades  by Cinnamonaloe
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‎Abeni is no ordinary assassin-born in the shadows of a war-scarred African kingdom, trained in poisons and steel, and feared by enemies who never saw her coming. When the Guild assigns her the impossible task of killing the unhinged Orrim fae prince, Soren, she thinks it's just another job. One clean strike, one dead monster, and she's free. ‎ ‎But Soren is more than the rumors say. Beautiful, broken, and utterly unpredictable, he catches her before her blade ever finds his heart. Instead of killing her, he cages her-though whether as his enemy, his amusement, or something far more dangerous, even he doesn't seem to know. ‎ ‎What begins as a battle of wills soon becomes a dance of desire, lies, and shifting loyalties. Abeni discovers the fae court is not just cruel-it's rotting from the inside, and Soren might be the only one with enough madness to burn it down. Yet trusting him means risking her life, her mission, and the one rule she's always lived by: never fall for the monster. ‎ ‎As secrets unravel, allies betray, and kingdoms teeter on the edge of war, Abeni must decide-will she be the blade that ends him, or the fire that saves him? ‎ ‎ ‎
The Alpha's Rejection Season 2 by Ancientt
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Alpha Leander, the most powerful werewolf in the world, had everything except his mate, so he tore the world apart to get her. Now that Luna Millie is back, he must conquer her heart...all over again. Season 2 of The Alpha's Rejection SEASON COMPLETE: Enjoy 20% off when unlocking the full story. *** After an unimaginable loss, Luna Millie runs away from her mate and builds a new life across the ocean. But her mate, Alpha Leander, has never been one to admit defeat. He tracks her down and comes knocking, and he's shocked to find his mate cradling a secret that she had kept for nearly a year. Millie's heart has hardened after much loss and tragedy, but her dominant alpha mate refuses to let up the chase. Leander isn't discouraged by Millie's coldness. He welcomes the challenge because he conquered her once and is confident he can do so again. With Leander chipping away at the ice around her heart and the embers of desire between them burning as hot as ever, will Millie melt? Or will their painful past and the enemies thirsty for the blood of the powerful alpha mates be the perfect storm to separate them forever?
All Hell Xarrek! #WITWContest by NinaKK0
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Alexei is a nerd. No, not a high school nerd, just one of those people who finished school and just didn't hit it big. Not because they were kicked out, nah, but because they ain't got a dream. That's Alexei. And she likes it like that; simple, easy, problem-free, demon-filled, comfy... whoa! Demon? This is for the 'what in the Wattpad?!' challenge. Short, 1960 words Entry for the contest #WITWcontest. Genres; Paranormal, comedy. Prompt: Accidentally summoned a demon boyfriend/girlfriend/partner. Word count: 1960/2000. Copyright©2025 NinaKK0. All rights reserved. This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Please do not copy, repost, or distribute without permission.