Yeah... so this is all my one-shots for PG x PG. It'll most likely all be AUs provided by my lovely friend Maddy or you guys, so you can request stories. (No NSFW though, alright? Implied NSFW is okay I guess, but I'm not gonna write sex scenes) Obviously, hilarity shall ensue.

Ye.... came up with this a while back. Jeremy was normal. Completely, inevitably normal. And then he spills punch on the meanest guy in school while running away, and he suddenly can't think of who's worse; the bullies, or Mike Schmidt. The answer honestly surprises him.

JereMike Story I switched it up a little bit~

[Phone Guy x Purple Guyish] You've had a crush before, right? One that happened to be on your co-worker? Well, I suppose yours didn't end with yourself almost being dead.

Mike: *sigh* hello everyone and welcome to Freddy Fazbitch's Pizza. So ask me questions why don't ya?

They are long and short Super fluffy :3 Please enjoy! Don't kill me if you know me for writing these

"So people are gonna ask me things?" (*nods*) Lil' Mikey jumped around, smiling. "Awesome!" ART BELONGS TO REBORNICA