❝hi this is Panda Express, how may I help you?❞ ❝can i have one order of general tso's chicken? hold the chicken, double the vegetables.❞ ❝how in the world is that general tso's chicken?❞ ☂ lowercase intended. story inspired by many others. ☂ -- just a pinch of love #1 -- #339 in humor 1/2/15

I don't even know why I expected it to be different. When I spoke my opinion, they ignored me - just like always. It never surprised me anymore. They would never take me seriously. Because I am "only a woman" in a world ruled by men. I had heard whispers that it was not like this everywhere. That other realms did not silence their strongest warriors simply because they were born female. But here - in Heaven - power belonged to men. My name is Elissa. I am an angel. The best warrior Heaven has. The strongest. Everyone knows it. They say it in private. They admit it when they need me on the battlefield. But never out loud. Never in front of me. And it never bothered me. Until now. Because now it's my time to make my own choises. And the first one - I am leaving heaven and going to another realm.

[📧] → @CAPTAIN, a tale of a woman long left in the junkyard of society before they even knew her name- a woman who clawed herself from the ruin, the filth of trash- and her name is... "Y/N" ★ various!gachiakuta characters x reader #rankings .ᐟ #19 IN BADGIRL #5 captain #3 in trash #1 in trash © bigmomma_pi

❝𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗖𝗔𝗡 𝗜 𝗗𝗢 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗬𝗢𝗨❞― Two children stand side by side in an old photograph, siblings. One is as blinding as the sun, the other could only be described as a blank canvas. Yes, their fates had already been decided by that point. One to be a tool and the other to be the wielder. ↳ 𝙄𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧. - - → Various! gachiakuta x gn! reader This is my second story after not writing anything for a really long time so I apologize if there is anything grammatically off or whatsoever. This story will contain potential manga spoilers and some topics that may leave a few people uncomfortable. Warnings will be included on top of every chapter when necessary so please always put your comfort first!

Scarlett Del Vecchio lives recklessly, daring the world to break her. But when shadows begin to follow her, she realizes something far darker has already claimed her. Lysander Crowe is a demon, cursed to live and die each day after killing the witch who betrayed his love. Scarlett awakens what he buried long ago. Desire, devotion, hunger. But demons never let go. And some curses cling tighter than love itself.

There's an art to counseling people who could obliterate you with a stray thought. It's called "surviving despite being the weakest person in the room while somehow convincing these apex predators to talk about their feelings." Gojo claims you're the best at it. You suspect that's only because everyone else was sane enough to pick a different career. In other words, you're a clinical psychologist in charge of making sure these emotionally constipated sorcerers don't spontaneously combust - either from repressed trauma or from trying to kill each other over the last cup of coffee. At least, you have good health insurance. You certainly need it.

Everything that could have gone wrong had gone wrong. Gojo Satoru was sealed, the world engulfed in the Culling Game's flames. Ryomen Sukuna had obtained his perfect vessel. But even gods get bored, so he took something else: a human girl, a whim, a fleeting amusement. He had no way of knowing she'd become the sun in his endless night, and the architect of his downfall. This is the story of how he ruined her life, and how, in turn, she ruined him. The story of the girl who would bring a god to his knees. -ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈ "Mine," he growled against your skin, the word more threat than endearment, a claim staked in flesh and breath. "You're mine, understand? Mine to fuck, mine to protect, mine to kill if I so choose." One moment, you wanted to ride him. The next, you imagined the satisfying slide of a blade across his throat, wondering if the King of Curses could bleed like mere mortals. Sometimes, disturbingly, you wanted to do both at once. They say playing with fire gets you burned. But what happens when you decide to burn alongside the flame? This is no love story. It's a war.

You're a third-year student at Tokyo Prefectural Jujutsu High School. You're Gojo's most spoiled third year. Not that he has many options, as your classmates have all been suspended. You're Nanami's most favorite sorcerer, united by your mutual distaste of the jujutsu world and burning desire for early retirement. You're Shoko's most beloved unofficial assistant who does all her paperwork. Don't let Principal Yaga hear about that, though. You're the first years' most adored senpai, because Gojo has the audacity to dump his teaching duties on you. But most importantly, you're a background character. Sometimes, they drag you along. Sometimes, you do your own things in the background, while watching them doing important, heroic things. You're no protagonist. You're just here for the ride, and hoping it won't get too wild. ⋆⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺⋆ This is a fix-it/retelling of JJK (including JJK0 & the light novels) from a different perspective, canon-compliant until the Shibuya Arc. Expect tons of fluff & humor. I'll fix everything wrong with JJK and no one can stop me. (Everyone lives. Gojo gets the happy ending he deserves.)

━ #𝟎𝟎𝟏. ❝𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎𝐔𝐁𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅?! 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐃𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐈𝐅 𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔, 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐌𝐄!❞ 𝙄𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝, the night of Halloween becomes cursed and terrifying. And Y/N's was the only one that was supposed to stay out of the loop, only to get stuck in Shibuya for the remainder of the night. Now here she is, still broke and not amused by the sudden turn of events that have gotten her stuck in the strange enclosure filled with a bunch of evil people, familiar cursed spirits after Gojo Satoru get's trapped, and others in bodies that claim to be her best friends brother. This was a lot more inconvenient than expected, even more so than everything that had happened this past year. At this point? She isn't even sure if she's alive or in a horribly written sitcom manga. ❝Wait, so who are you again?❞ ❝ Yuji Itadori's older brother.❞ ❝... Great, we've got another one.❞ ━━━ All artworks belong to their respective owners. The book cover art was found on Pinterest and edited along with headers and banner work. ━━━ STARTED IN: FEB of 2026 ENDED IN: ... @ pandacloudlover, 2026

━ #𝟎𝟎𝟏. ❝𝐈'𝐌 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐒, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐘𝐄𝐓, 𝐈'𝐌 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐄?!❞ DISCLAIMER: Readers Discretion Advised. This story contains sensitive and mature materials that may not be suitable for all audiences. I do not own Jujutsu Kaisen, the manga belongs to Gege Akutami, and the anime adaptation rights belong to MAPPA 𝙄𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝, a naturally old schooled girl with no cursed energy gets intertwined into the affairs of a sorcerer and her good friend, Yuji Itadori. Now here she is, broke and not amused by the turn of events that have gotten her stuck in the strange school of teenagers, an even stranger boss, and a thousand year old man that wants to eat her. This was a lot more inconvenient than expected, and at this point? She isn't even sure if her life isn't just some cruel comedy for someone else's enjoyment. ❝ Look, I didn't ask to be your intern.❞ ❝ ... But you are? ❞ ❝ ... I'm making a point, so listen. ❞ ❝ Ha! Okay then, what is it? ❞ ❝ Don't make me hold your stuff like I'm some extendable wallet!❞ ━━━ All artworks belong to their respective owners. The book cover art was found on Pinterest and edited along with headers and banner work. ━━━ STARTED IN: NOV of 2023 ENDED IN: JAN of 2026 © pandacloudlover, 2026