🎤 From the iconic chaos of late-night interviews to unfiltered press tour moments, the Outlawz cast is finally here to expose themselves - voluntarily or not. Vanessa Black (yes, that Vanessa), Tom Felton, Scarlett, Lorenzo, and Preacher get real about behind-the-scenes disasters, absurd fan questions, and the never-ending shipping war between #Tomnessa and #Enzonessa. This is not your average press diary. This is the Outlawz unleashed - zero filter, maximum chaos, and one poor talk show host just trying to survive. Whether they're playing "Never Have I Ever (Wizard Edition)," exposing each other's trailer habits, or answering the dreaded "Who's most likely to..." - one thing's for sure: Someone needs to take the mic away.

Vanessa Black's fourth year at Hogwarts was supposed to be chill. No murderous plots. No time travel. No Dementors. Just vibes. But instead? ✨ Quidditch is cancelled (yes, cancelled-Vanessa is in MOURNING) ✨ Two terrifying magical schools invade Hogwarts (who are these people and why are they hot??) ✨ The Triwizard Tournament is happening, and someone's probably going to die (again) ✨ There's a fancy ball. With dancing. And feelings. Ew. ✨ Everyone's hormones are attacking them like hexes in a corridor ✨ History of Magic still exists. Somehow. Why? As the Outlawz descend into chaos, Draco gets increasingly weird around her, Theo is an emotional support menace, Pansy is planning murder via eyeliner, and Blaise is just here to flirt with foreigners. Vanessa's trying to survive cursed bathrooms, surprise explosions, and the ever-growing horror of having her friends almost die in the tournament. Welcome to Year Four. The danger is real. So is the acne.

It ended with Draco threatening to sue a ghost, Vanessa biting a spoon out of rage, Theo whispering Latin to a tiara, Blaise flirting with the Giant Squid and Pansy dropkicking a microphone into the lake. In this legendary, unauthorized, definitely banned-by-Hogwarts bonus book, the Outlawz go feral with side quests, cursed hobbies, and 0% supervision. Inside these pages, you'll find: Blaise's emotional support goat. ASMR that nearly caused a mass evacuation Vanessa's Crisp Crunch Therapy Theo's historical fanfiction reenactments (with props) Pansy performing dark rituals using only eyeliner Draco brushing his hair with a salad fork and calling it self-care It's a miracle they haven't been expelled. Or exorcised. This is not canon. This is clownery. And you're invited. Enter at your own risk. Hogwarts cannot protect you now. "I lost brain cells and I'd do it again." - Luna Lovegood "This book violated seven Ministry guidelines." - Hermione Granger "Why am I in this?" - Draco Malfoy "I'm not." - Blaise Zabini, lying.

The Outlawz are back, and this time, the chaos is...well, it's extra. Vanessa Black and her band of misfits (AKA Draco, Theo, Pansy, and Blaise) thought they could finally enjoy a peaceful year after their wild second year-but they were wrong. Very wrong. Vanessa's third year is mad. First, Sirius Black escapes from Azkaban-which, for some reason, no one saw coming. Now, he's back, and he's definitely not here to chill with the family at Christmas dinner. While Vanessa is trying to figure out how to stop her own friends from starting a duel in the middle of class (or encourage them), she'll also have to deal with the return of one very disgruntled uncle who has some serious family drama to unload. With her parents being the coolest but also most intense people alive, she's learning how to juggle family expectations, ridiculous Quidditch practices, and trying to keep herself from blowing up the kitchen (again). "You remind me so much of Lily and James," Lupin smiled sadly. "Well, considering the unfortunate existence of Harold, I'm prettyyyy sure they married each other-" "-which couldn't be more different in our case. " "My godfather breaks into Hogwarts, the Ministry thinks I'm possessed, and my trauma comes back like a cursed Howler. 10/10 summer vacation so far." - Vanessa Black. It's going to be a wild ride. Hold on to your broomsticks, folks-things are about to get unhinged in the most ridikulus way.

Silence. Absolute silence. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" "You mean like, today or in general?" "Merlin, help," Hermione groaned. "Bit rude asking a dead guy for favours, innit?" "You literally interrogated Moaning Myrtle about her death scene," Harry pointed out. "That's called journalism, Harold. Look it up." "You're fourteen." "Exactly. Gifted and traumatised." Vanessa Black is allegedly back for a normal second year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But plot twist: Hogwarts is still a menace, students are still dropping like mandrakes without earmuffs, and someone really said, "You know what this school needs? A cursed diary." There are voices in the walls, suspiciously sassy snakes, teachers with less job security than a damp tissue, and a very charming diary that's definitely not trying to murder her. As if surviving her first year wasn't enough, Vanessa now faces... Ancient evil! Overachieving ghosts! A boy named Tom who may or may not be a Victorian gaslight gatekeep girlboss! All while trying to pass Potions, navigate Slytherin drama, and keep her sanity somewhat intact. Vanessa Black is fourteen. She's tired. And she'd very much like to speak to Hogwarts' manager.

Vanessa Black, age 13, enters Hogwarts like it's the Met Gala. She's short, stunning, lowkey terrifying, and walks in with a golden retriever named Chicago (who is not allowed, but no one says anything because she gives Snape mild cardiac arrests with her glare). She's sorted into Slytherin (duh), where she reunites with her feral friend group, the Outlawz- Draco Malfoy (Barbie), Theo Nott (unbothered king), Pansy Parkinson (CEO of eyeliner and insults), Blaise Zabini (too pretty to care), and eventually gains the reluctant respect of Hogwarts in general. Despite being rich, powerful, and way too elegant for her age, Vanessa cannot pass History of Magic to save her life. Like, literally. Nothing works. Even Hermione tried to tutor her once and ended up sobbing. Meanwhile, the Philosopher's Stone drama unfolds - creepy turban guy Quirrell is sus, Snape looks evil (but is just greasy and tired), and a three-headed dog guards a magical stone that gives eternal life. Classic Hogwarts Tuesday. 🤡Snippets: "You can't hex a prefect, Theo." "You can if you're fast enough." "I didn't push him. I encouraged gravitational exploration." "Why is there a goat in our dorm?" "Don't ask questions you can't handle the answer to." "I made tea." "Why is it glowing?" "I made tea wrong." "I licked the stone. It didn't give me powers." "The cat knows too much. We must silence it." "I challenged a mirror to a duel and lost. Emotionally." "Vanessa, put the Pixie down." "He insulted my shoes." "He doesn't speak English." "I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 39 HOURS AND I CAN SMELL COLOURS."