Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

~°○☆○°~ Olivia Davidson and Alex Carson have despised each other since the moment they met-she thinks he's an egotistical control freak, and he sees her as a spoiled, sharp-tongued brat. But when their powerful families strike a business merger sealed by an arranged marriage, an alliance, they're forced to live their lives together Olivia never wanted to marry him-the cold, arrogant heir her family chose for her, even if powerful names force their paths to cross, hatred becomes unavoidable. He's built empires, broken rules, and left his past in the shadows. But when Olivia gets caught in the crossfire of a dark history he buried, Alex Carson must decide what kind of man he really is. In a world of secrets, obsession, and betrayal, love isn't just a weakness-it's the one thing that could destroy them both. 🖤📖 Genre: Enemies to lovers • Power plays • Redemption arc

Dear diary, or maybe I should say, dear world. Because writing is never just for myself; it's always a way of letting out what I can't carry alone. If you're reading this, it means you've decided to come with me on a journey that's not only about planes, trains, and cheap hostels. It's a journey that began inside me, on the day I realized I was twenty-five, with a shiny degree on my wall, zero stability at work, no real love story to tell... and an emptiness that felt unbearable. So, with all my savings (and when I say all, I mean goodbye cappuccinos, goodbye fast fashion, goodbye splitting payments on my credit card), I bought a one-way ticket to Europe. Me, Marcella. But everyone close to me calls me Cella, and since you and I are about to get very close, you can call me that too. On this trip I lived through three things that changed me forever: Love, Sex, and Magic. Love, because I learned it's not just what you expect from someone else, but also what you learn to build inside yourself. Sex, because for the very first time I let myself feel without shame, explore without guilt, and discover desires that had always been there, waiting. Magic, because at the end of the road, when I thought nothing would make sense, I found a kind of free spirituality, without rules, that gave me peace. That's what this book is about: my adventures, my stumbles, my tears in hostel rooms, my laughter in endless nights. It's the story of how I lost myself and found myself again, in every city, in every person, in every little spark of magic. So get ready. This is no fairytale. It's a confession. Kiss, Cella

~complete~ Charlotte is as sweet as a strawberry. She's the kind of person who will drop everything just to help you, just to put a smile on your face. She's as sweet as the sugar that constantly runs through her bloodstream, and as excitable as the rush that comes with it. And then there's Benjamin, who's as sour as a lemon. The last thing on this Godforsaken planet he wants to do is acquaint himself with her. While Charlotte is kind and caring, he's rude and vulgar, while she's friendly and innocent, he's crass and mean. So how in the hell is that going to turn out?

"LOVE THE WAY YOU PUT IT ON. GIRL, YOU GOT MY ATTENTION. ALL OF MY ATTENTION, YES." nic x oc