It's Not Dubious Food (Zelda Stuff)
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The Legend of Zelda: A Hero from Beyond (Remastered Edition) by Geeky_Geeking_Out
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(Currently on hiatus) He's just another senior at his high school in Queens trying to make it to graduation. But when his brand new Nintendo Switch starts acting out of the ordinary, Lincoln Matheson's world suddenly merges with another in order to create a real life adventure he wasn't prepared for. He and his friends are suffering from this new curse, taking on the powers and appearances of people they're not, and Lincoln - the kid who's good at skateboarding and bad at math - is the only one who can set things right. The chosen hero has never been so terrified. (This piece of fan fiction is a rewrite of one of my oldest works on the internet, written when I was around 13 or 14. This rewrite involves a more cohesive plot, more natural dialogue, as well as some utilization of the then-not-released Breath of the Wild lore. I hope you all like my second shot at this premise!)
Linked Universe Randomness by Hero_of_Courage
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Um I just dump some random LU stuff in here when I feel like it. Headcanons, what if's, fan art and a whole lot of other stuff. Yup! Read if you have the courage.
Which Zelda Quote Are You? by Nightsangel89
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Please enjoy this funny wisdom from the Nintendo team. Feeling like a big Groose? Did someone step on your flowers instead of going around? Does your name rhyme with ravioli and it's not even your favorite pasta? Got a fetish for some sexy fish boyz? I've got you covered. Here's some motivational Monday quotes by your favorite Zelda characters! Oh, except it's Friday. Whatevs, do you want the inspo or not? GARSHHHH!
Autumn in Akkala by Nightsangel89
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***I've been wanting to write this for AWHILEEEEE! I'm a little late to this party but due to TOTK season upon us, I thought of this fun little fanfic that is BOTW x MM. I might be back on my smut writing a bit too ;)*** The calamity has perished, and with it the dawn of a new age now rises for Hyrule. The Hebra Region, home to the Rito and diamondized crystals of the most frigid snow. The Gerudo Region, home to the Gerudo and its idyllic sifted sands that carry the feet of its many merchants. The Lanayru Region, home to the Zora and its romantic domain of crystalline waterfalls and pellucid riverbends. The Eldin Region, home to the Goron and its clusters of thermal hot springs amongst the temperamental volcanoes. Our story takes place not in the humid desert of the Gerudo nor the slushy foothills of the Rito, but in Akkala; the region of eternal autumn. Y/N works beneath Robbie at the Akkala tech lab mending the guardian forces besotted by Princess, soon to be Queen Zelda. A guardian technician by day and a devoted historian by night, Y/N is infatuated with the legend of the Hero of Time. This hero spoke of his adventures in a parallel universe called 'Termina,' where his heroic deeds were forgotten. Regarded a madman by his peers; it isn't until the blood moon rises once more, that the newfound age of peace of Hyrule is tossed into peril. With a fiery moon threatening to swallow Hyrule whole, it is up to Y/N to solve the mystery of the fallacy known as 'Termina.' Was the Hero of Time telling the truth? And does the current hero of the calamity and Queen Zelda's appointed knight have any insight? As the archaic fights against the modern, both in society and heart, you learn the hero you need has always been in front of your own eyes. Not within the pages of your history book. A/N: Happy Tears of the Kingdom season- let it be known once more; I do not own Zelda or any of its characters! All merit goes to the team of Nintendo. :)
Linked Universe stufff by ibloopi
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A bundle of random content that i have associated with Linked Universe and have proceeded to gather and stuff into this book, for YOUR entertainment. Ranging from cursed images to Stupid kid test answers, it'll be a wild ride. Note: Im updating old chapters with additional chapters, i cant properly post new chapters :)
Paranoid by dis_cat_ded
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A modern Linked Universe fic with a small side of Zelink! @dat_cat_ded(my sister) suggested the Zelink part. Oh, and it's probably just going to be Sky or Wild to avoid too much confusion. ~ What happens when you put 9 people in one house for an extended period of time? They thought it was a great idea, but it turns out it might not be as fun as they thought it would be. Hanging out with friends may be fun, but living with them? Not as fun. Especially when there's so many of them. Secrets will be spilled, lies will be told, and feelings will be hidden. Oh, and one of them has a typical "tragic bsckstory," but unlike your typical YA novel protagonist, it actually negatively affected him for longer than a week. So that's convenient, huh? ~ And no, this isn't a modern version of Playing with Knives. I might make that later, though. ~ Cover by me!! I'll draw a better version sometime, I promise. Maybe. Kinda. Probably not. I'll probably never get around to it lol I update this five chapters at a time, so it doesn't update too often. I post each set of chapters on tumblr before I post them on here. I I post them on tumblr as soon as I finish, and on here the morning after. So, the tumblr posts aren't edited. These(usually) are. ~ Warning: guns, violence, a lot of minor cursing, some major cursing, multiple mentions of death, spicy nostalgia(ptsd), etc This will probably be kind of different than my usual stories, mainly because of the fact that it's modern LU, and Wild isn't depressed as hell lol
Remember When...(Link x Reader) by Maple_The_Awesome
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A hundred years ago, a group of Champions had planned and trained to fight Calamity Ganon. None of them could have predicted what actually ended up happening next: a betrayal from within leading to the destruction of Hyrule. After all those years, Link had awoken with no memory, feeling completely lost in this still healing world. He wouldn't have ever been able to find his way if it wasn't for you, a fellow traveler who has taken it upon herself to aid Hyrule's hero in his quest.
Ready, Flame, Fire?  by shimmerthedumbass
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Time was gone for five minutes, he swears. Why did he think Leaving Legend in charge of that group was a good idea. He thought maybe, just maybe Warriors and Four (Wait no, Red) would have kept Legend from encouraging Wild. How wrong he was.
Rewriting the Past by TwilitPrincess
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One Villian. Two Princess. Four Champions. Three Sheikah. Five time-travelers. Ten heroes. Two timelines. One mess. Formerly called; The Confusing Story of the Calamity.
Made For You | BOTW Link x Reader by daetiris
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"You will aid the hero during his journey in defeating Calamity Ganon." That was the order that was given to you by goddess Hylia. Although the goddess had first planned to have the hero do his journey alone, she took sympathy for him and decided to create him a partner, one that would aid him during the dangerous travels to the Divine Beasts and finally, Calamity Ganon. That was your purpose. 100 years passed since the defeat of the Champions, although one remained. The one you were to help once he awoke from his slumber. Link. // This is a story entirely based on the game BOTW. Although a few changes will be made the overall story line will be game-based. That doesn't mean there won't be cliffhangers and all that juicy stuff. Yes, romance will play a part, but I just overall hope you guys enjoy the story! Be sure to leave feedback so I know how I am doing. Enjoy! // Started: April 1, 2020 Finished: June 15, 2024 Ranks: #1 in botw #1 in zelda #1 in zeldafanficton #1 in breathofthewild #1 in thelegendofzelda