Because the title is probably to long: The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua become online friends, and all of them are sleep deprived idiots with more mental issues than you can count. Or A story where Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua have a diet of energy drinks, pop tarts, and absolutely no sleep. Chaos ensues. This is a reader insert. I will be using They/Them pronouns for the reader, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns. The reader will be a child in this, so all relationships are platonic. 👀TWs👀 •Ooc characters •Cussing •Mentions of suicide/Suicidal jokes •Hisoka •Idiotic author •No respect for the fourth wall •Terrible fanfic in general •Mentions of sex •If you're actually reading this you're hot •Mentions of abuse (Have you seen Killua's family) •(Terrible) Puns •Absolutely no plot •We've replaced plot •Absolute chaos>Plot •By absolute chaos I mean Y/n gets a gun •Y/n should not be allowed to have a gun •Damn, still reading this? You single? 😏 •A lot of gay shit •By gay shit I mean a shit load of glitter bombs •Mentions of violence/violent activities •Probably more Like most of my fanfics, I have no idea where this is going to go, just chaos, pure chaos. I don't own HxH yet I don't own any of the art used is this book

Killua had been forced to go to a new college after leaving other schools for "reasons". Gon has been waiting for this day since he took one look at the one and only Masadora University. They both have been having strange dreams about a shadow or figure saying something to them. Then they meet eye to eye. Then it clicks. Soooo this might be really bad or cringy so please dont blame me this is the first one I have done TW(throughout the story): Abuse, Slurs, Cussing, Self-harm, Slight mentioning of su!c!de, S 3 X will be known as the "naughty, naughty" If any of this bothers you I would want you to please not read This is my first one so it might be bad. NONE OF THE PHOTOS OR CHARACTERS ARE MINE ALL CREDIT TO THE ORIGINAL OWNERS

You may be wondering, how this : "Gon Freecss is the most annoying individual I have ever met. I despise him with my entire being." goes to this: "Gon Freecss is the most lovely individual I have ever met. I love him with my entire heart- more than anything in the world." Killua and Gon, are "friends". Their parents have known each other since high school and have always kept in touch. Since their parents were so close, they obviously had to have become friends with each other. Therefore, they're 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴. What happens when Gon suddenly has to move to the same high school as Killua after some unfortunate events? This story is dedicated to my love for killugon and the idea that popped into my head of making an "enemies to lovers" fanfic. (Finished on February 8th) TW: Strong language mature topics Spicy scenes Impressive Rankings: #1-Killugon 11/18/21 #1-killuaxgon 1/24/22 #1-Killugon 4/18/22

Killua is the school's bad boy. He doesn't have any friends because he never thought he needed them. A new student had just transferred to his school for one purpose. To make sure he passes. Along the way, Killua is faced with challenges he has never before had to deal with. Killua's Age: 17 Gon's Age: 17 ⚠️This Story Contains the Following:⚠️ -Sexual content/Smut -Strong language (Cussing) -Abuse -BoyxBoy -Angst -Sensitive Topics (Suicide, self harm, etc.) DISCLAIMER: -I DO NOW OWN HXH OR ITS CHARACTERS -THE FRONT COVER IS NOT MINE

(This was my first story and it's pretty cringy tbh but what ever...) This is a mpreg (note in this fanfic males can just get pregnant like a girl can) fanfic about Killua and Gon are seniors in high school when Gon finds out he is pregnant...and at first kilua is not thrilled... KIllua and Gon live in there own apartment! (Just pretend it's normal) (NOT BETA READ) (⚠️Tw: there may be some angsty stuff in here like self harm, abuse, !!!pregnancy!!! F-slur, limes, so don't read if you are sensitive⚠️) (if you don't ship killugon or do not like this idea please do not really this or leave hate) (Art does not belong to me) Started: 09/19/21 Completed: 11/09/21 Editing: currently

I WROTE THIS WHEN I HAD NO EXPERIENCE INN WRITING, MIGHT GET BETTER IN CH13? HOPE... You were initially drinking your ass off with a friend until you met him. But things became different. "𝐈𝐟 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮..." ------☆-----------------☆------- This is most likely a flop😵💫 WARNINGS: SOME REACTIONS MAY BE UNCANON MAY HAVE WRONG GRAMMAR No smut guys Plot is kinda confusing and may be too much? Plus I dont proofread that much...

Moving to a new school can be difficult. Especially for an extremely introverted individual such as yourself. So how did you find your self a member of one of the most dangerous gangs in Yorknew City within six months of starting school? Well, it all started with a friend. Someone who seemed normal at first, but introduced you to a world of danger, that you soon would find out is the only world you would like to be in, anyways. His name was Shalnark. You knew it was wrong, and that's what made it all the more enjoyable. {Takes place a few months before the auction}

At that exact moment, three explosions sounded in the distance. Followed by the sprinkler system flicking on. Shalnark paused, slowly turning over to you. Staring for a long moment before speaking, "You brought bombs?" You stared back, considering telling him that they were, in fact, just fireworks. You decided against it, "Something like that." "You're crazier than us sometimes," Phinks huffed. Feitan, who had seen you place the fireworks, didn't correct him. After all, snitches get stitches. -or- Feitan, Shalnark, and Phinks get bored waiting for Chrollo to call them to a mission. So, they decided to answer a "Roommates Wanted" ad. Wanting to see how long it'd take for either their new roommate to realize they're wanted terrorists, or until one of them gets bored and kills them. Unexpectedly this meaningless idea on how to spend a week or two turns out to be much more. - This is a Gender Neutral xReader story. For inclusivity I will be using They/them pronouns for the reader. Feel free to imagine these as your pronouns. TRIGGER WARNINGS •Hisoka shows up twice • Hisoka might be mentioned more than once •Mentions of murder/blood •Poker is played, using cards, which are associated with Hisoka •Words may begin with "His" which are the first three letters to Hisoka's name •Mentions of torture •This will be written in English, which is the language Hisoka speaks in the English version of hxh •Manipulative/toxic behaviors •The color pink (a color frequently associated with Hisoka) may be mentioned •Constantly changing writing styles •Hisoka appears in chapter 14: Kill Bill and 15: Welcome ..home? •But only in a negative light •He gets traumatized by cards I swear •Author is a silly little guy Don't own hxh but I'm keeping the fandom alive so I claim a 1% share in it. Don't own any art used i

Waking up surrounded by an unfamiliar place was a new one even for you, but the most unsettling thing about waking up is seeing a wide eyed black and green haired boy hovering over you looking down at your face asking if your okay. Was this a prank or some weird new messed up reality? Something was telling you it was the later though because nothing about this place felt fake. One thing you knew though was regardless of what it was, you had to hunt to find a way home. If following this kid named Gon to take the hunter exams brought you closer to finding a way home you'd take that chance even if it killed you. But what happens after an unexpected run in with a deadly troupe member? Will you still want to go home after getting to know him and if you still do will he even let you? [Shalnark x Reader] [Mature and Explicit content] [First Fan Fic I hope you guys like it] Rank- 1 shalnarkxreader 10/03/23 💖 Personally I don't think Shal gets enough love or attention. I've looked for Fanfics for him before and nothing has really stood out besides a few one shots. The lack of love this character has received has inspired me to dedicate my first Fanfic just to him. This has been cross posted to AO3

Shalnark goes to jail