Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"How does it feel like? To be kissed?" He snaked an arm around my waist so that we faced each other, our faces only an inch apart. He ran his fingers softly across my cheek. "I thought-" "Ah, everyone thought so, but no. I've preserved my first kiss for the special girl." His eyes twinkled as his nose tickled mine. "A lot of girls would kill to steal your first kiss." I breathed. "Would you?" ~ They will fight for glory. They will strive for what they want. For happiness. For love. For life. ~ Join Draco and Hermione as they unravel their story of love, sacrifices, happiness, and life. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

WATTYS WINNER!!! Paris Hilton, angry about the character of Willow Pape in Kim Kardashian Hollywood, uses her magic powers to trap Kim Kardashian inside the game, forever. Kim must escape the game and get back to the real world in order to defeat Paris once and for all.

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

❝I think you're more of a goddamn female than I am, James.❞ | ❝Pfft, don't you know? The only thing straighter than me is my parking, Janice.❞ | Copyright © 2015 Sarena Akhter. All Rights Reserved.

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.