Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

I present a new ship: QUAALLOW Isaac Quaas + Pillow Isaac and Pillow meet one night when Isaac can't sleep. They stay up talking and one thing leads to another...

Naomi is absolutely in love and infatuated with Jason Myars. What happens when he is gone away?

My depressing poetry...