"Hello?" I asked, my voice groggy from sleep. "Do you want to have phone sex?" a deep, sexy voice said at the other end of the line. "W-what?!" I bolted upright, pulling the sheet over me. "Who's this?" "I said, do you want to have phone sex and you have to guess who this is" he said, and then I knew. Seventeen-year old Leona Goodman is a normal teenager, who is awkward, shy and not to mention of being the only girl in her school for being a virgin. Add the Casanova Henry Phillips, the famous bad boy in Eastview high, famous for taking [every] girl's virginity. Both are from different worlds, until they were put together as partners to look after an egg. An egg that they must look after if they both want to pass their last year of high school, or risk it and start the same year again. And with sparks flying everywhere, will this two able to say "Je t'aime" just right in time?

For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...

These are not mine! They were found online! I want to share you guys some texting bloopers I have found! They are funny! Hope you like them, please vote, comment and fan! Thanks!

This is the second version of my other The book of Jokes!! Please remember if offended, I don't care.