"Hello?" I asked, my voice groggy from sleep. "Do you want to have phone sex?" a deep, sexy voice said at the other end of the line. "W-what?!" I bolted upright, pulling the sheet over me. "Who's this?" "I said, do you want to have phone sex and you have to guess who this is" he said, and then I knew. Seventeen-year...
For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...
These are not mine! They were found online! I want to share you guys some texting bloopers I have found! They are funny! Hope you like them, please vote, comment and fan! Thanks!
This is the second version of my other The book of Jokes!! Please remember if offended, I don't care.