(Moved from @MajesticKat) We've all read them, those stereotypical Hetalia fan fics; be it from the kidnapping to the having some sort of magical potential/being a secret country and not even having the knowledge. Let's take those and rewrite them in the prospect of how either a majority of the fandom might actually react (or maybe just me) if it were to truly happen. So pull some pants on (or not, I mean, I'm not wearing any so I'm not going to tell you how to live your life) and get ready, because it just might get morbid or morally wrong. [This is more so a drabble/scenario book and, for the sake of everything, is rated M]

In the dead middle of winter, reader's friend Matthew has a crazy idea that could end up killing you. But hey, what the hell?