𝙸𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝙷𝚘𝚐𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜, 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝙶𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚘 𝙼𝚊𝚕𝚏𝚘𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝. 𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚜, 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚑𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛-𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚙𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜. 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜, 𝚋𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚛𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎-𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚗𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝 𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚜 𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚎, 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍'𝚜 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜, 𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒

Short Dramione Oneshots I write when I'm bored from time to time. Dramione is the main ship I write about but I will write some oneshots with ships like Blinny and Thuna Feel free to request certain ships or share ideas<3

"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked. "Zero." Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her. In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency. - NOT MY STORY!! WRITTEN BY morriganmercy on ao3

Conversation: A Dramione One Shot Story "Oi, Granger?" "What now, Malfoy? I'm not getting you another cup of coffee!" "Granger!" "What?" "Marry me?" "What?" "Marry me!" A short story told only though speech....

"You're not fun, Hermione! You're not very spontaneous!" "I can be fun!" "Prove it! Do something crazy!" "Fine!" In which Hermione goes on to to prove Ron wrong, and leave the school gaping, Harry with a headache, Ginny alarmed and Draco Malfoy wide eyed, with her action.

Brought together by the Ministry of Magic's Marriage Law, Draco and Hermione work together to undermine the edict and subvert their arranged marriage while most decidedly not falling in love in the process. Work dedicated to mister_otter. I cannot describe to you my anxiety in signing up for this fest. What if I had no idea what to do with the prompts? What if none of them spoke to me? Then, Ningloreth sent the assignments. Dearest Duet partner, you may be my fanfic soulmate. Could there have been more perfect prompts? Could your kinks and squicks have aligned more perfectly with what I like to write? No, they could not have. You're an angel, and I can't wait to find out who you are so that I can fangirl all over you (assuming, of course, that I haven't already done so.) I hope you like this. <3 Thanks to my wonderful alpha, dormiensa, for keeping my magical theory in check and helping me amp up the UST. Thank you to my beta, eilonwy, for her help with the final grammatical polish and confidence boost. All remaining errors are my own. Prompts: 1. A fun romp in the spirit of "A Midsummer Night's Dream," with autumn themes instead. 2. Draco and Hermione share an unusual and unexpected interest that brings them together. 3. 'Partners in crime' of any type-paired for school, work, scavenger hunt, or actual partners solving a mystery (or maybe creating one) :)

A new Ministry decree requires every witch and wizard of childbearing age to register for a magical compatibility pairing - unless they're already married. When the registry matches Hermione Granger with Cormac McLaggen, she panics. And the only person willing to offer a way out? Draco Malfoy. "Temporary arrangement. We marry, delay the system, then quietly annul it before the year is out." "You're out of your mind." "You have better options?" Living together. Sharing paperwork. Hosting fake dinners for Ministry inspections. It's a nightmare, because the biggest problem with this arrangement, is that Draco Malfoy has been pathetically in love with Hermione Granger for years, and will do anything to make the circumstances work in his favor.

"-I told them this wouldn't work." He cut in through gritted teeth as he kept his eyes on Hermione, making her pulse quicken and she couldn't help but clench her thighs together at the rough, husky tone of his voice. He didn't miss it; his eyes landed on her thighs and they darkened even further. "I can't help her when all I feel like I want to do is pin her down and fuck her into the mattress." _______________ Hermione gets into a little accident at work and is infected with a hybrid potion created to cause certain heightened side effects. Draco offers to stick around to give his work partner a little support ... if he can Occlude long enough to resist her... I DON'T OWN THIS STORY. IT BELONGS TO ADA_P_RIX

Hermione is determined to finish her holiday shopping early, but Draco is a tough nut to crack. This was written for the D/Hr Advent Fest 2013. A big, "Thank you!" and a warm cup of cocoa with marshmallows to my beta, dormiensa, for the corrections and comments! My prompt for this fest was nutcracker.

One spring day, Potions Professor Draco Malfoy saved a precocious mouse from certain death. Little did he know that this small act of kindness would solve a ten-year mystery and change his life forever.