The perspective of the Three Musketeers when they first met Naomi. Thank you @TheOkayGirl for editing and enjoying the book, grammar and all

"I huffed, "Pfft, demigods of the big three, please. I have golden blood. I'm rich, I could die, but I'm rich!" 15-year old, straight A student Alexandria Olympia always thought she had the normal life. She's always loved Greek mythology ever since she was a little girl, and her annoying twin brother, Julies, who loved Roman mythology when he was a little boy. And with all of those myths in her mind, she wished that she has more adventure in her life. But things start to change when the new kid joins her school, who walks with crutches. Now she sees that the world is more different than she thought. Her eyes sparkle as the words from her books come to life, then reality sets in. New friends and foes both mortal and immortal, a mythological monster in every path, and true love just around the corner. Maybe her life isn't as normal as she thought.

In this unique, quirky tale, you follow the retelling of your favorite Disney princess, if their stories where in the twenty first century. No magic or princes, but lots of drama and adventure. Aurora has Insomnia. She cant sleep at night, and she cant seem to stay awake and live in the day. She's in a constant battle with her peers to stay at the 'top of the school food chain' as a popular girl. But everything starts to change when a new boy, Phillip befriends her.... Ariel is a professional swimmer. But, she's also a seventeen year old girl who is eager to get out of the pool and into the world. Now all she has to do is convince her father that its a good idea. Lucky for her, when she saves a boy, Eric, from drowning she finally gets the adventure of her life. Mulan's family cant pay for her collage. She'd got all the grades, all the ideas she had it all planned out, and now she doesn't have to the money to continue with her life. But when she sees an add for a boys camp, where she could possibly win enough money for her collage fund, she takes a huge chance. She cuts off all her glistening midnight black hair and poses as a boy stepping into a strict camp that's bound to change her future. Rapunzle has been homeschooled all her life. She almost never gets to leave the house because of her protective mother. But finally she convinces her mom to let her go to public school and she is ready to face the world; specifically she wants to see the light show in the nearby town of Stardust. And when she convinces school bad boy Flinn Rider to take her there, she finds out what the outside world really is.... Those are just a few princess in this novel. All but Merida and Tina have been invited in this story because the author couldn't figure out a way to put them into modern times. I know you will enjoy this roller coaster of a ride, I hope it makes you laugh, cry and want to tell your friends! ;D

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction