In the Naruto world, where there aren't any cookies (Book 1 of The New Noblesse)

Hey~ I'm Kuroi. I have a voice in my head that's been there since I can remember, a wolf the size of a car, and I'm a Narutard. While watching the anime, the screen hypnotized me! It sucked me in! (No, I did NOT touch it on purpose. Shut up) I'm in the Naruto world now. And DAMN, do I have a lot of storyline to start...