"We can't do this." I whisper as our lips re-connect, a tingling fire surging through my body as his hands ravage unexplored lands; my innocence dissipating away with every peck he trails down my neck. "I know we can't. That's why it's so exciting." He replies through kisses. His effortless charm intoxicates me; drowning me; hunting me; devouring me. "What if my brother finds out?" The perpetuated patter of the rain unable to subdue my groan as he digs his nails deeper into my skin. "Who cares." ********** Welcome to my story, where an innocent boy finds a not so innocent boy in his bed; where they do not so innocent things. - YOP

Also available on ao3 as " You're All That I Want In This Life||Batjokes|| " [Cover Art isn't mine.] Bruce realises that he's in love with his arch-enemy, attempts to distract himself from him by making a deal with Catwoman; which leads to a very jealous clown. After a while though, he realises that he can't keep doing this forever, and acts on his feelings. But then Joker goes 'Joker.exe. has stopped working' because he is extremely Bad at dealing with his own feelings. This makes poor Bats second guess himself, and he too struggles with his own feelings. _______ This is extremely Bruce and Joker centric, I don't think Selina even has dialogue- so yeah, just a heads up. ________ For anyone who's been reading as it updates, I upgraded the summary to better suit the plot, it's not drastically diffetent, but is no longer the same as what I wrote 3 yrs ago. The chapters have no changes. PS: English isn't my first language. No explicit stuff (smut).