The passionate story of Tessa and Hardin continues as family secrets, deep betrayals, and career opportunities threaten to tear them apart.

Jennifer spawns in a green blocky terrain that looks like three day old moldy diarrhea, she remembers nothing from her past all she knows is her name is jennifer. She is left exploring the strange world and its creatures, some nice and some who want to eat her...thankfully she will not be alone on this journey to find her purpose in this world, she will be accompanied by the lovely brennah. Will Jennifer and Brennah find out there purpose or will there world deteriorize before they even get the chance? Read the book to find out what will happen in the strange world that's so called, Minecraft.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)