Want a man weh buss gun 😍 Ex man neva duh him job gud suh mi x him outta di bloodclaat picha (Don't mind my mistakes through out the book )

Baykaaaaaa! Jus read eh damn book

"Me naah leave yuh!!" I sang wiping down the stove. Bwoy dexta was dapings. With the airpod in my ear on low, I slowly vybed to my playlist. "Cheat and me cheat too." Turning around to meet the gaze of_ Akeem who stood with hooded eyes watching me sing the song. A smirk plays on my lips. Watch ya now "Weh ya chat bout? Yuh give weh me things??!" Hear how him dark and fool. Laughing out, I paid him no attention and turned to continue my wiping. The boy grab me and turn me back to him"you me a chat to Neka, ya give me bun??! " Soon to be edited❤❤ Highest Rankings: #1 in Militant #2 in jamaicanwriter #3 in jamaicanauthor #1 in Creole #5 in blessing

Let's go on another journey with Ataliyah Jenkins and Rojay Longston. They have grown, trust has been regained, bond has become stronger, friends become family and dreams got accomplished but with every calm there is a storm coming. What happens when loyalty get tested, what happens when truths get revealed, what happens when bargains are made, what happens when secrets that are hidden reveal, what happens when fear overshadows rational thoughts and most of all what happen when love is tested. We are bound by the past in some twisted way. I CHOOSE HER I CHOOSE HIM

Who would've thought Jamaica's (Kingston) best or famous music entertainer would have to farm if he wanted to eat a meal. Oh, Stephen had no idea about modern people who preferred the rural (country) living. However, Kitty was living her best simple life and loving the mediocre country girl tasks like; going to the river on laundry day or collecting woods for the fire to cook. Her main task or duty was to care for her only living grandparent, Mama Louise. She happens to become sick to the point of being bedridden and only one visitor of the hundreds stood out. Stephen was one of the many kids Mama Louise looked after or raised. He believed being with her at her last was something better than partying daily, seeing as it was his job so it took a vacation. An it was Westmoreland of all places, close to the Saint James border. Kitty was irritated by the fact that a man was living with them as it has always being just her and mama. Doing all she can for him as a guest, she realised how awful he was and sought to teach him a greater lesson than mama Louise did perviously. It was the beginning of their feud, pranks, argument and better yet, flourishing romance that they work hard not to show. But a bedridden Mama Louise player her Cupid cards right and saw or heard everything from her bed. "Finally, kitty is using her kitty." She grinned, knowing how her virgin granddaughter was like a fly she can't get rid of and Stephen was the best fly trap for the job.

"Neva love nobody suh yet...." Isaiah "I'm broken, I'm new to this whole love thing...." Bianca Join Bianca and Isaiah on their journey of love. Please be warned this is full of patois and mi nuh have patience fi be a translator so this book is for Jamaicans and anyone else who can read patois.

WRITTEN IN JAMAICAN PATIOS/PATWAH "Yow yow mic check 1..2..3...yes di mic good enough cuz mi want unu hear dis loud an clear. Dis yah story affi go be a well draff up package bout I bad gyal Poochie. My lifestyle no normal an no bady cyah tep ina my position no day. So if u ready fi a good roller coaster ride jump up ina dis. But no get too brite up in here no wah here unu opinion bout ntn weh mi do or seh. Tanx yeah. Alrite ketch mi a di party dung e road." "Hold on Alissa Bryan just a bit more questioning." The wattpad writer leads her back to the chair to continue the interview. "Alrite hurry up." Alissa aka Poochie sits down aggravated. "So now that we are writing about your lifestyle in this wattpad book, how do you feel about this opportunity?" The interviewer smiles as Poochie thinks. "Well dis can be a study guide to all a dem dutty *beeep* deh weh jealous ova mi. Mek dem si seh dem cyah walk ina my shoes." "How do you know that they are jealous?" The wattpad interviewer asks. Poochie claps two loud claps then hangs over the chair laughing until she begins to hiccup. "Yah ask me how me know? Becah dem gyal deh live pan mi Instagram an a chat mi tink seh mi nah hear back. Same ppl dem chat mi wid tell mi back. Mi just smell badmine pan dem." "Well Poochie we hope you get your life together or this wattpad book will be very sloppy n no one will read it." The wattpad interviewer rolls her eyes at Poochie standing up. "But yuh wrenk, yuh *beeeeeeeep beep beep beep* wrenk lemme start the first chapter fi yuh." Woop woop bap bash bang woop woop clash clang woop. "Next time no run off yuh mouth if yuh cyah fight." Poochie walks out leaving a stunned interviewer and wattpad story writing crew. HIGHEST RANK Migration #1 ____________________________________________________________________________________________ ♥♥♥ DONT ♥♥♥ ♪♪♪ PLAY WITH ♪♪♪ ♥♥♥ POOCHIE!