Jokes from everyone's favourite movie, Frozen. Most of these Jokes don't belong to me. I find them on the Internet.

18-year-old orphan Riley was just waiting for a bus home from work that night. She never saw it coming. The dark shadow just appeared and pulled her away from the dimly lit bench, and along with it pulled her away from the life she once knew. It all began with a bite. The dark shadow, Dom, changed Riley forever that night. All that Riley knew was that a handsome stranger had bitten her on the wrist and kidnapped her. Riley was destined to be the mate of Dom and to serve as the Omega female in the United States werecat leap. Everything started off well, she met new people, she had a boyfriend, she discovered her affinities and she learned to be a panther. Everything was great until the WANTED posters started showing up. On a quest to visit her aunt and brother and explain what had happened, Riley and her new found friends hit unexpected road blocks that just might lose their place in the leap and possibly even lose their lives.

Years after the Giant War and the Battle of Apophis another evil is stirring; could this finally be what ends the age of the gods? Both Greek/Roman and Egyptian? But, this time, a whole new generation of heros must be the ones to save the world. Eva Blofis has always felt like her life was just a story read to her by her brother, Percy. She didn't realize how correct she was until she got an unexpected birthday present from a cousin that she didn't know existed. Now Eva is thrust into a world or Egyptian magic with demons, evil magicians, new friends, and, most importantly, a world that is soon to collide with her brother's. Sarah Dae hasn't had the normal childhood. In fact she isnt all that normal now. She's a half-blood and when the world she loves come crashing down, she can't decide whether to trust these new strangers or hit them repeatedly with a heavy object. Little does she know that her world isnt the only thing that depends on her choice. More is at stake then these unlikey heroes ever imagined.

Francesca is a headstrong teen from small town Italy who has been sent to summer with her uncles in Napoleon's Paris. Francesca is bored. Her uncles are tiresome, not very bright, and determined to keep her out of trouble. Fortunately for her, adventure is around the corner, and she soon discovers her uncles are working against the French, and with the help of an enchanted mirror, two cats, a young thief, a dead saint and a Queen determined to remove Napoleon from his throne, a dull summer becomes anything but!

Sam is the most promising swordsman among this year’s crop of Paladin trainees...and knows it. Brash, cocky, and unbeatable with a sword (well, almost), Sam is the kingdom of Thule’s best hope against the violence wrought by demons. The only problem is that Sam is really Lady Samantha, daughter of the seventeenth Duke of Haywood, and if her father has his way, she’ll be marrying a Paladin, not becoming one. But Sam has never held much interest in playing damsel-in-distress, and so she rescues herself from a lifetime of boredom and matrimonial drudgery. Pity that Tristan Lyons, the Paladin assigned to train her, is none other than the hero of her childhood. He hasn’t recognized her as Lady Samantha--yet-- but if he does, he’ll take away her sword and send her packing. Sam is not the only trainee hiding secrets: Braeden is a half-demon with a dark past that might be unforgivable. Sam, Braeden and Tristan set out for the western coast, charged with rooting out an infestation of demons that has made the West unlivable. As they travel, they uncover a deep-seated corruption of power that threatens to derail everything they stand for. Rebellion stirs, led by a rival faction of warriors who tempt Sam to join them with an irresistible offer. A war between men is coming, and Sam must pick a side. Will saving the kingdom cost her life -- or just her heart? Reminiscent of Mulan, but with a medieval fantasy twist, Paladin is a tale of adventure, action, and romance.

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"His mother's screams remained etched in his mind. He promised himself that night he would never again stand by as people he cared for suffered, and he would one day kill Volcseck. He intended to keep those promises." Falcon Hyatt has a problem. For reasons unknown to him he can wield all the elements, not only basics like fire and water, but also those more advanced, like space and poison. And now the chaos element, the same one his parents' killer Shal-Volcseck wields, has awakened within him, with catastrophic results. To complicate matters, the Suteckh Empire has declared war on the capital cities of Va'siel. Now he must venture out into the world with his friends Lao, Faith, and Aya on a mission to stop the Suteckh from taking over Va'siel, and find his parents killer, as all the while he struggles to suppress his newfound abilities. In his quest Falcon is forced to question what he's really fighting for, where his loyalties lie, and his own character. Is he truly a good person, or an even more dangerous menace than the dreaded Shal-Volcseck? Element Wielder is the story of faith, love, and a young man's struggle to continue on his quest, when surrendering to his emotions and giving up is so much easier.

Margaret May Reis knows how strange she is; people have been telling her for years. At sixteen years old, though, Maggie begins to realize that strangeness is only half the story. Maggie isn’t just strange – she’s a witch. Sent to live with a cousin she’s never met, in a city she doesn't remember, Maggie is sure that life as she knows it is over. It doesn't take her long to learn that Peterborough is not at all what it seems. Her first week in the city, Maggie meets a stray cat named Elowen, who seems to appear out of thin air, and a strange girl named Rhosyn, who introduces her to a coven of witches, and assures her that life will never be the same.  The newest member of an ancient coven, Maggie discovers new friends, new powers, and a new lease on life. As she works with her young sisters to hone their magical skills, they stumble across the coven’s darkest secret, one that their governing council has kept hidden for over a century. Caught up in a conspiracy that began with the very first generations of witches, Maggie and her friends tumble down the rabbit hole, reaching blindly for the truth. It will take three young witches to uncover the secrets that their Matriarch left behind over a century before.

"You shall find the child of the bow, To join two worlds against one foe. The Lycaon king shall take his revenge, But the imperial must be returned to make amends. Lycaons and demigods combined prevail, But a love lost under a goddesses vail." Rachel gasped, stumbling back a pace. Percy and Annabeth grabbed onto a shoulder each to stabilise her. She groaned before raising her head, "Ugh, not again," Percy and Annabeth sat her down. What. The. Hell. --- Emis is the forbidden child of Artemis and she has a job: to unite werewolves and campers against an enemy that threatens both worlds. Having been alone for six years with a dead family in her past, she suddenly has the fate of two camps and an entire pack of werewolves on her shoulders. On top of it all, she has the usual teenage drama of a boyfriend her mother strongly disapproves of. Being an Alpha's mate is hard. Being Artemis' daughter and an Alpha's mate is like hell. ****NOTE : Undergoing major editing