The Tales of a Teenage Dirtbag

a collection of poetry and prose from the brain of a sick teenage girl. **** editing ©️sml, 2015-17

Distant Thoughts

how to: get over your first love write a book about your experience with heartbreak -- 1. "You are like the wind Sometimes here, sometimes not Maybe I ought To have known that now Is the time you aren't" 2. "I'm running out of things to say Please just come back and stay." 3. "I'm finally closing this chapter I'll al...

Stranger Things: Mike x Eleven

I've turned into trash for this show- I'm emotionally attached to these characters, and I just need Mike and El to eat all the eggo waffles together...

Sepitplier Smut -DISBANDED-

THIS IS A SEPITPLIER SMUT! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! 18+ would be recommended, but I don't judge! :)

moods / phan

in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phi...

Sinematic (Ricky Horror Love Story)

When Ricky Horror witnesses the suicidal death of a girl before him, it shocks him. But what will happen when he starts seeing her everywhere?

Just like me: phan

Phil: a loser, continuously beaten and picked on by the other guys at school. Dan: popular, arrogant, and confused. What happens when the two collide? Just like me is a story of trust, love and secrets (Ok I'm making this sound like a bad tv drama, just read the fic please, I broke my thumbs writing it. *WARNING* se...

Poems.

I write poems. I post them. You can either read them or not, it's really up to you dear friend. oh yeah, and the cover is a picture I drew for Bring Me The Horizons new song Drown. -TylerCarter4L

Weird Feelings (Phan)

plz don't read this it's dumb and I'm embarrassed. (2016) - Dan and Phil begin to develop feelings toward eachother but not sure how to explain it. Is it a crush? Or more? And what happens when they're both called to do a segment together for a youtube convention? Will they act fine or will they remain friends? WAR...

Maybe it's enough - Phan (Completed)

Dan's the new kid in school, expelled from his last for threatening a teacher. Dan's family hoping this will be a new start, don't know their son's biggest secret. Will Dan have the confidence to tell his father about the way he feels? Or will he continue to be the rebellious teenager he is? Phil is completely the o...

Pick up lines for emo trash

The cover is trash to match who I am. This will include references, bands, youtubers and fan fictions. BEWARE: this may include references about mcr break up and may be a bit stereotypical, if you are easily offended or hurt by those two mentionings, tell me and I will change it. I take hate comments very seriously...

Maybe I'm Insane

Maybe I'm insane, but aren't we all a bit. Here's a look inside my crazy mind. My hopes, my fears, my problems all out there for you to see. It's not all pretty and it's not all nice, but it's the truth. I won't blame society for these things, because in reality... we are society. I've come to realize that just maybe...

Human - phan

Dan is a dancer, but it's his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be human? A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend. etcetc phan with ki...

blurry face - phan

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, unti...

Suicide?

If you don't read my other quote book you should go check them out...love you guys stay strong...

transgender ➳ phan

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

They will be missed

Some die Some starve Some cry Most cut And they will be missed Some are alone Some are lost in a crowd Some yell out and moan Most do not voice their troubles aloud And they will be missed #1 Poetry #2 Random

Origins of creepypasta characters

just the stories of how some creepypasta characters came to be