This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

Uh basically just tell me a ship you wanna see that's all!! You could give specific requests or just plain simple!! I'll prolly do all ships (even if I hate it..)

UHM . YAYY

HELO,,, UH THIS BOOK IS MORE LIKE A OSC SHIP THINGY BECAUSE IM KINDA BORED OF JUST DOING ANIMACLOCK AND THATS IT SOOOOO YA :D object shows I'll do: ITFT (Its time for the) (IM NOT DOING SMUT OF IT) LOTS (Love of the s*n) AB (Animatic battle) (IM NOT DOING SMUT OF IT) BFDI/BFB/BFDIA/TPOT (Battle for dream island, battle for bfb, battle for dream island again, the power of two) CFMOT (uhhh i dunno russian :(() GAF (Galaxy Attack Fights) II (Inanimate Insanity) ONE what i'll do: Fluff 💗 angst 🍁 Silly shit 💪 (and others that don't involve racism/r0pe/etc) ⭐️ things i won't do: smutt (SORRAWY IM NOT GUD AT WRITTING THINGS LIEK THAT) racism (like wth 😭) r0pe homophobia/transphobia bodyshamming (things like that) could take requests! :D HAVE FUN READING! :D (DRAWING ON THE BOOK COVER IS NOT MINE!)

You must be on something if you're here (I'M STILL CONTINUING IT, I SWEAR)

Please enjoy my oneshots for people who have crushes on sentient objects.

Request anything you like just follow the rules. This used to be a head cannon the inanimate insanity but I change into any object show you like one shot, head cannon, scenarios. ⚠️ TW: Yandere acts, blood, manipulative, kidnapping, guilt tripping⚠️

Mostly inanimate insanity, and bfb / bfdi *NOT MY CHARACTERS, THEY BELONG TO THE CREATORS* mostly smut, you have been warned

𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐎𝐛𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫. ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆⚠️: 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ ᰔᩚ 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝐅𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝟏𝟗, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝐍/𝐀

I just do oneshots, don't expect me to do every single request. I have school. BUT I might be able to do most of them, so that's cool.