all the spooks

Hello, this is mah first project, about a kid named Derek, as he is dropped right in the middle of a massive war, with lots of people dieing in the end! YAY! This story will also include steampunk elements, along with sci-fi and fantasy, but absolutly, NO ROMANCE!!! As a side note, this is a companion story that introduces Derek, a character in my new upcoming series, The Apocalypse, which is basically a mash of everything ever against the machines mentioned in this book.

One day, there waz da peaceful land of choogle-me-douglas's-poo. And hear iz da story of a boy named lairy podder. One day, Lairy waz reading dabook cabinet, a novel, when suddenly, the waz da earth kwake. they wran and hid under lairy, but to his suprise, lairy was a girl! Lairys house was infuriated because lairy lide abote hiz jendur and told the clowds to rain acid. They obliged and the green rane fell from their buttocks. Lairy was so shocked he couldnt evin eat a chupple chair! Wow! Sos the chickens started to squack and smack as the fell from the sky for no reason at all. Then everyone dide.