"And the second tribute from district twelve is... Ike Broflovski!" Kyle's entire world stops. What? No that can't be true. Ike's name was only entered once. It's his first ever reaping. He can't get picked, that's unfair. Kyle watches as peacekeepers take his little brothers arms, dragging him up to the stage. "No," Kyle refuses to believe it. He takes a deep breath and then, "I volunteer!" He yells. Everyone goes silent. Even Effie seems surprised. "I volunteer as tribute!" OR Hunger games AU where Kyle volunteers for Ike, and Stan is the other tribute. - Please follow my TikTok, @1crowsam1, where I post stuff about this au (and probably other South Park related things).

Kyle and Stan have always been the closest, first as super best friends, then as Super boyfriends. Kyle starts to become distressed after Stan finds out about his "habits". He starts to hang out with Kenny more, and Stan slowly starts to become more and more angry.

"Excuse me?" Kyle asked, taking a step back from Stan. "Wendy wants to hang out with you." His best friend repeated blankly while holding out a fold pink paper. Wendy and Stan have a complicated relationship which leaves Wendy feeling insecure. To try and help herself, she decides she needs to befriend Kyle just to see why Stan likes him so much. When she finally understands why, this just makes it even more complicated for all 3 of them.