"You helped me 𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐄" | 𝖯𝗂𝗂𝗆𝗉𝖽𝖺𝖽𝖽𝗒𝗄𝗂𝗋𝖺𝖺 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝖽𝗎𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 2020-

Abigail Branson or Abby for short, is a go-getter. When she sets her eyes on the prize, nothing can stop her from achieving her goals. Abby is one of the highly sought after marketing professionals in the business. She deals with expertise and confidence. Abby is chosen by her company, Regis Marketing, to open an office in Seoul in order for them to branch out into the Asian markets. She is sent to start the company, build the staff, land a few deals as well as find her replacement. Abby knows she's only in Seoul for a short period of time therefore she refuses to try to get involved with anyone emotionally or romantically. She simply sticks to the fuckboys. With her being older she's like a 'Noona' to them, without the brother/sister relationship. She loves hanging out with her younger friend, Cho Ji-Won. He's a small business owner of a coffee shop. He's like an old soul as he and Abby have an instant connection. Ji-Won playfully calls Abby - Noona; he respects that she's older than him by 5 yrs but he can't help but want to be more then the 'younger friend". Abby lands a highly sought after contract to create a commercial for a well known brand. Abby needs to hire just the right people to make the commercial work. She is intrigued by an up and coming Korean model and playboy, Park Chin-Hwa, who is hired for the commercial. One thing leads to another and Abby and Chin-Hwa sleep with each other. When its over as quickly as it started, Chin-Hwa is prepared with the speech has told countless women after sex. But this time it's different - Abby doesn't need or want an excuse. When Abby finally starts to let her guard down to get close to someone, the shit hits the fan. A person whom she didn't expect returns from her past. A close friend confesses which leaves her confused and devastated. Will she be able to recover and stay in Seoul or will she leave when her project is over?

And I hate that you don't think I belong to you.

For Chrissie Hill, turning thirty is enough of a nightmare. But to hit the big 30...and wake up married? To a man she'd never met or seen before that morning when she finds him on her couch. Race insists they have been married for two years...and he has the proof, but can she make herself believe him? Suffering from an unusual bout of amnesia, Chrissie slowly comes to accept this man in her life -- and the life she didn't know she lived. Love, marriage and happiness had never been sweeter for two people. However, true love doesn't just drop out of her dreams onto her couch...she must go a little crazy first.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Lesbian Crush.

No it's not possible I'm straight! I told myself over and over again, as I was still pressing my lips against hers. NO IM STRIAGHT! Or am I. Found out what got Sami to fall head over heals for "her" in my lesbian crush