BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

Hermione is working towards straightening out her life, she's attending counseling with her long-time boyfriend Ron and working on important legislation to help children infected with Lycanthropy. Then she wakes up five years later married to her other best friend. Harry Potter.

Set 3 years after the war with some changes. Ron is abusive. Draco was never a death eater and is now an auror and friends with Harry since they work together. It's very strong and only for mature audiences. It has abuse, r*pe and cursing. Slow burn Dramione with eventual smut.

DISCLAMER: THESE STORIES ARE NOT MINE THE BELONG TO THE PROPER AUTHORS ON AO3

Bunch of Fremione one shots - a list of short stories about Fremione. Contains sm scenes (marked in chapters) These characters belong to JK Rowling and such.

When Harry and Ron stop talking to Hermione during third year, she turns to her studies to drown out the loneliness. Fred and George, finding her crying one day, decide to take her under their wing. After pulling a prank with them, Hermione forges a friendship with the Weasley twins. Starting with Prisoner of Azkaban and ending with the Deathly Hallows, a take on what it would look like if Hermione did end up with Fred. Disclaimer: I do not own the characters or the plot. They belong to J.K. Rowling, author of Harry Potter

When the twins learn that Hermione has a crush on one of the Weasleys, they come up with a cunning plan to work out who it is. While Fred insists it can't be him and says he has no feelings whatsoever towards her, George isn't so convinced. Could it even work between them? What happens when they go long distance? Find out it Fred & Hermione really can live happily ever after.

Random one shots about Hermione and the Weasley twins. Fred or George. Maybe both ?

WARNING: THERE ARE A LOT OF EXPLICIT 18+ SMUT SCENES! (+ depictions of consensual sex, non con sex, violence, crude language, mature themes, etc...) Some flames destroy. Others teach you how to burn. Calista Warrington has never belonged anywhere - not in the Muggle world she was raised in, not in the Slytherin common room, and certainly not in her own skin. She's built her life around keeping people out and keeping herself alive. But falling in love with George Weasley changes everything. Their connection is immediate, reckless, and real. Something neither of them were ready for in a world already breaking apart. As the Second Wizarding War brews, Calista's relationship with George becomes both her greatest strength and her deepest vulnerability. Together they face grief, family secrets, and the slow realization that her bloodline ties her to everything she fears. **Takes place starting in Prisoner of Azkaban all the way until post-Deathly Hallows** For obvious reasons, George and Calista, along with the others in the same year, are all 18 at the start of Prisoner of Azkaban (5th year). Due to mature content and themes, I don't feel comfortable writing them off as 15 year olds like they would be in the books/movies. Therefore, if you ever get confused by ages, it is most likely because of this. Not everything that takes place in this story will be perfectly canon. i.e, certain original characters from the books/movies may be in a different year in this story, specific events may or may not take place, and character personality may differ. ~start date: november 14th, 2020 ~end date: tbd Disclaimer: All original Harry Potter characters, storylines, as well as the occasional use of direct dialogue from the books and movies belong to J.K. Rowling. Please do not attempt to steal any of my original characters OR obvious plotlines, especially Calista. If I find out in any way my material has been stolen, I won't hesitate to report it and get it taken down!

Moving is hard until you find the love of your life. Adventures await for you and him, what can go wrong? smutty y/n X Ron