Castiel is a boy trying to make it on his own, a boy no different from the rest. Except, of course, for the pair of ocean blue wings he's hiding underneath baggy T-shirts and sweaters. He's antisocial and prefers to stick to himself. That is, until a boy named Dean Winchester starts turning everything upside-down. Destiel, high school AU. You don't have to have seen the show to get the plot. Supernatural fanfic.

"i fucking hate you, irwin" "sorry, hemmings? i couldn't hear you there, my dick was in your mouth" in which luke and ashton hates each other with a passion and are forced to be roommates through a whole summer filled with hate that somehow takes a sexual turn (for a better introduction i advise you to read the prologue lol)

"All CJ knew was that Quinn was different, and in Bayside, different didn't come around too often." A police sergeant at age 25, CJ Thomas was always destined for greatness. Every man wanted to be him, and every woman wanted to be with him. But that really wasn't CJ's thing. Nothing was really CJ's thing. Until the kid wearing beat-up Nikes and a Pink Floyd T-shirt stepped into his station--in handcuffs, nonetheless. From that day on, CJ had a thing. And it was going to be so much more trouble then it was worth.

"you named your son after a band" "you named your daughter after a fruit" "touché"

"You're an alien, are you serious?" "No, you stupid shit. I'm a person." In which a handwriting answered Luke's random question. WARNING: This story is not edited yet, so please read at your own risk. × cover's illustration credit to the illustrator × ⓒ chocolatexcakes 2015. All rights reserved.

This book is filled with random jokes and stuff related to 5sos. Also If you haven't read book 1 then READ IT because it's pretty hilarious.

This is a sequel to my previous book "5SOS Shit". Basically, this book has a bunch of 5SOS shit that the 5SOS Fam should know about because 5SOS is awesome. If you haven't checked out my first book, please do! :) CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. Humor #447/Fanfiction #723 9/9/14 Credit to Tumblr :) COMPLETE :)

Just a bunch of funny things related to 5SOS I found on random places. Check out my next book!

It's 7:15 in the morning and I haven't slept yet but all these Cake scenarios have been creating themselves in my head and I decided it was high time I write them down. I hope they don't suck. ‼️INDEFINITE HIATUS‼️