Surprise, surprise! While you all thought I was working on Zombiestuck, I'm working on this. Such productivity.

"i've never wanted someone so bad," he murmurs, gently cupping the others face. "don't leave." "promise?" he hesitated. -- cover art belongs to ikimaru lol

Right so I had an english assessment due to write a story based on anything I wanted, so naturally i had to do some feelsy homestuck because why not. There isn't any language worse than bastard really because this was for school. And I'm not doing the thing where Dirk is Dave's genetical father or whatever because it confuses me so much DX They are just bros :3 So I based this story/fanfic/whatever on DirkJake because they're adorable >:3 This is also based on the VOCALOID song 'A Clingy Boy Sticking To Love For 15 Years', check it out, i like it :3 I added on an epilogue to the song though >:3 Some of the yeas are mixed in together because they were basically the same anyway Also... There are multiple ships in this. Including DirkJake, RoseMary, EriSol, DaveKat.

All the DirkJake ALL OF IT I write sucky oneshots with sappy titles

Being just friends might work online. But suppressing your emotions in person is much more difficult. Dirk and Jake are the closest friends... As pen pals, but when there's a plot twist in their lives and they start communicating in person something changes in Dirk's mind.

When 16 year old Jake English moves from his small island to a small beach on the west coast, he expects nothing but boredom and less adventure than he'd like. But after being saved from drowning by a mysterious person, he learns that there's a bigger adventure than he ever could've imagined. (This is just a little DirkJake fanfiction that I've had in my mind for a while. It's based off tumblr user Ikimaru's merstuck drawings. (They're so fucking good.). There will probably be some OOCness, so be warned. Also, sorry for the shitty description. Merstuck!AU) (Keep in mind that I am not Andrew Hussie, therefore I do not own any characters. If I owned any of them, I probably wouldn't be writing a fanfic, would I?)

"I cannot bring myself to say it directly, but it involves you, me, and a lot of lip action."

Nick(Nickel) had always hated Bellen(Balloon) since kindergarden from what he did. But time after time, he questions himself.. "Is it really.. Hate..?" Art & Story made by: Sketchaloova (me! :D)