Skinny Love:(n) When two people love each other but are too shy to admit it but they still show it. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Scar Toretto, a known detective, at the Brooklyn nine nine. Though she is sassy, she makes it up with her charm. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Jake Peralta, a known detective, works along with Scar. Known to have trouble with authority, but makes up with hard work. ~~~~~~~~~~~ "What makes you think Jake and I like each other? Cause I'm pretty sure, he's more attracted to Santiago than me. Oh and . . . I'll be more attracted to Scully than Jake. Most importantly, Jake Peralta and I -Scarlett Toretto, are just friends." "Yeah, that's what people say . . . then they end up doing romantically stuff. Like kissing, holding hands . . . dates-" "-Oh! Grow up! This isn't some stupid, cliché dumbass high school movie. I'll rather be a stripper than have some cliché love story like a desperate horny teenager. ~~~~~ #1 rank in Jake Peralta #1 rank in Jessica Alba #3 rank in Amy Santiago #4 rank in Charles Boyle #56 rank in Police #2 rank in Captain Holt #2 rank in Brooklyn99

A series of random one-shots and short stories about Jake, the squad and other OFC's chucked in along the way. I am taking requests so please message me and I'll get right to it. Thank you guys!!

This is a short story about a made up character named Hayley and her relationship with Andy Samberg. She sees him again after many years and the story will tell you the rest...

"JEALOUS" ˈdʒɛləs' -adjective -feeling or showing an envious resentment of someone or their achievements, possessions, or perceived advantages. -Book 1-

lil one chapter stories on literally the cutest guy ever

some smutty shit for when I'm not motivated enough to write my Seth Meyers fan fiction.