Some dead countries are mythological deities?! Weird right? But yes, they are HEHE MY FIRST EVER STORY

Start date: 24th of January 2026 End date: Once all the spines of the Lancetfish are snapped Blurb rewrite count: 0 The old gods must die. Or... do they? Ever since his diagnosis, Soviet's been cursing the gods for letting this happen. He loathes them. Michigan loathes them too, but for a different reason. They loathe them for allowing Canada to drag them out from that river. Eritrea and Belgium try to forget their respective trauma, Belgium masking with cheerfulness and Eritrea with spite. Colombia revels in the rush that comes with her addiction. Others find issues with how she copes. America is one of those that find many issues with everything, but an encounter with the Destroying Angel causes her to reevaluate her priorities. The old gods are to blame, all are sure of it. They've only brought misfortune so far. But what will it cost to earn peace?

Started: 13th of January, 2026 Completed: Once the horizon has been reached The madness is spreading. After returning to ThunderClan from his exile, FractalCoil has realized something. Every leader since the legendary FireStar has been related to him, except for BrambleStar, but he had been quickly replaced by SquirrelStar. But now SporeSkitter, the ThunderClan medicine cat, has uttered a prophecy, which implicates all of the Clans into the mix. Will FractalCoil figure out the source of this hysteria? Or will he fall victim to the jaws of it, like every other cat in his clan?

Started: 23rd of October 2025 Completed: When the war is said and done. Blurb rewrite count: 2 There is no god here. "I've brought the killing to Prophetstown/There ain't no prophets left" This messy web of lies and manipulation needs to be dissected, but how do you know which thread to cut first? Spoiler, you don't know until you weigh the heart of each and every. Single. Person. "With a brand new Bible and a big, big gun" "They're like rabid dogs, turning on each other and ripping each other apart." - ???? "Oh, you gotta keep your head low/If you wanna keep your head" There's a train and a snowstorm coming. "I can't wake up from this dream/This madness my reality/I clench my fist and grind my teeth/As something breaks inside of me, like/Are you serious?" They are ready to fight God or die trying. "And he'll keep on rising 'til the kingdom come" Til the kingdom come. Good luck!

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Started: 12th of December, 2025 Completed: If the Leviathan is caught before it swallows us whole What the land did send! What the land did send! Time Displacement, you know it and hate it. But it does cause a good story. The Union forever! Hurrah, boys, hurrah! Rarely do you go back to your time once you do something when Time Displacement occurs, but this time? Down with the traitors, up with the stars Maybe it will finally work. Shouting the battle cry of freedom!

Started: 21st of December, 2025 Finished: When the pigs have left nothing but your teeth. Soviet and America are forbidden to be together. Two men in the '50s, not allowed in either of their countries. Especially Soviet's. A Christmas party at Soviet's mother's house in 1956 is what gets him and America caught by the KGB. Soviet to be dealt a worse fate than America, as he isn't theirs to torture. America manages to stay in the Farm, which is where Soviet and other high-ranking prisoners are kept. But he will later regret it. The KGB can afford to kill off Soviet. They've done it before, after all. They knew that their puppet wasn't cis, they just didn't think Soviet would go this far in his betrayal of his 'nature'.

Started: 7th of April 2026 Completed: Have you been spotted? Blurb rewrite count: 0 "There's a universe inside you, darling." Their eyes met, two meeting many. Unhidden meeting veiled. "Did it have to end this way?" "What if it never ended at all? What if we could go back, and change it?" "What if we were divine?" "What if I never loved you in the first place? Or Magical countryhumans, alternative history, and SovAme that's breaking apart Eldritch horror Soviet because yes. Also angels and fallen angels? In a book by Verich? WOAHHHH. Yes, all personifications are angels/fallen angels in some way shape or form. This is just how it works. Planned in a different way because I'm feeling a lil goofy