A bunch of random, unrelated oneshots about everyone's favorite cop mom and rat dad! I may or may not have a slight problem with Epithet Erased, and I'm also a huge sucker for these two, so yeah. Deal with it. Also, sorry if any/all characters end up being out-of-character at any point(s). It's honestly been a while since I've written anything, and I'm a bit rusty. {{DISCLAIMER: Epithet Erased, and all of the characters in it, do not belong to me. Only the plotlines are mine.}}