Kenny meets someone that should just be a good pair of breasts, but quickly he finds himself falling deeper and deeper in a hole he couldn't crawl out of even if he wanted. If only he wasn't terrified of ruining things... with you. (SMUT) originally posted on Tumblr @starkspondwater

Kyle's new neighbor has his tongue tied in knots, but thankfully he can get his fix of her through her bedroom window. There's no way she would find out, right? All characters 18+

you're amongst one of the most popular girls at south park high; a cheerleader, a social butterfly and a certified party lover. sadly though, math tests aren't physically capable of succumbing to your charm. so what happens when to pass the school year, you're forced by your math teacher to get tutored by kyle broflovski-the smartest kid in your class? ✩✩✩ 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐒: a female reader, aged up characters, alternate high school universe, very ooc south park lol, swearing, mentions of drugs/alc, suggestive content. cover photo art credits to: @bloodybunny_3 on pinterest!

Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

you would classify yourself as an observer. you preferred to keep to yourself and mind her own business, which wasn't hard in your large school in california. but when your mom suddenly gets sick, you're forced to move to a small mountain town, and quickly become the center of everyone's attention. but there's really only one person's attention you care about.

in which a girl looking for a fresh start moves to south park and meets a hesitant yet lonely boy TW!! swearing, cartman being cartman, SA and some sexual themes. #1 in kylebroflovski 04/25/23😧😧😧

when kenny decides to do something about the crime in south park, he accidentally brings a fight to his crushes house. when she falls in love with his alter ego what will he do?

for most of your life you've been a shy wallflower, wishing to be anything but. if that wasn't bad enough, it seemed as though south park high's most notorious playboy, kenny mccormick, has taken an interest in you after something you'd heroically done for him a year ago. little do you know, his teasing hides deeper emotions. ✩✩✩ 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐒: a female bisexual reader, aged up characters, an alternate high-school universe, swearing, mentions of drugs/alc and very very VERY suggestive content! (also y/n is a little bit of a self insert here but then again when is she not) cover photo art credits go to: @wine0cellar on twt!