Hate me. ----------- I don't own South Park I don't own fan art I do own the stories I do own the cover -----------

A Chatfic since there are not NEARLY ENOUGH my goal for this one is to make you laugh 🫵 ships: style tyde bendy bunny creek (everyone's gay- except cartman) warnings: cartman

Tolkien x Clyde Clyde is a struggling college student who rarely eats regular meals. When he runs into a tall rich boy his life changes. The boys mother decides to pay him to befriend her son. Will he be able to stick to the contract? WARNINGS- Smut Violence Bullying Language Dubious consent (All characters are over the age of 18)