Almost everyone receives a stopwatch. It counts down to the very second that one will come face to face with their soulmate. It is supposed to be one of the most precious things anyone will ever possess. Peter has a Stopwatch. He hates it. He hates them. He hates his soulmate. . . . And they haven't even met yet [Ranked #1 in Spideypool] for a while

Tony Stark is basically a dork. Not your typical dork, though. It wouldn't make a good story if he were a typical dork. He has only two real friends, he has a name for himself around the school, and he smokes pot. He tries to not be 'typical'. Tony might be the smartest kid in the school, but he can't get a damn date. He broke up with his long time girlfriend, Pepper Potts, in junior year, and he is ready to get back in the game. At least he thinks he is, that is, until his two best friends (Clint Barton and Bruce Banner) try to set him up with Steve Rogers. • There will be BxB so if you don't like that kind of thing don't read.

Peter Parker was born on August 15. On October 27, he was given to Jasmine Day's Boys Home. That December, Jasmine Day's Boys Home burnt down. All of the boys - including Peter - were saved thanks to two people. Those people were Anthony Edward Rogers-Stark and Steven Grant Rogers-Stark and they were in the middle of their honeymoon. Best part? They might have gotten a child out of it.

*Sequel to Evidence of Foul Play, my first Marvel/Avengers fanfiction* Paige Parker, ex-human, finds herself at a turning point in the most recent episode of her multiple lives. She faces a choice- continue wreaking havoc in order to prevent the loosely interpreted future from happening, or turn her back on the most dangerous and potentially disastrous opportunity she's ever going to face. She takes the plunge, landing herself firmly in a chaotic mix of superpowers and conflicting attitudes. Life is fantastic, if a little dangerous, and everything seems to be finally working out for her for once until she's jerked back into the life she swore to leave behind. Paige must now focus on undoing her past in an attempt to return to the life she'd chosen before everything she worked so hard to make crumbles into irreparable ruin.

~Avengers Fanfiction/Final book of the Evidence of Foul Play trilogy~ Thea Anderson thought she had everything worked out. Her job at SHIELD was steady, if a little dangerous, and she and her fellow Avengers had triumphed over their biggest adversary, the God of Mischief himself. Everything was fine, until a terrible accident strips her of one she thought she had for good. Isolated as well as nearly powerless and lost, she's all but helpless when old enemies decide to make a reappearance. Taken from the world she thought she knew, Thea must rely on her few remaining abilities to survive betrayals, battles, conflicts, confessions, revelations, and an alien world filled with strangers that may or may not be set on destroying everything she ever stood for. It'll be all she can do to just make it out alive.

Dan Howell has telekinesis - a power just like out of a comic book. Yet instead of protecting the universe as a brave superhero, he hides. He hides his power and himself, fearing nothing more than getting attached to somebody and dragging them down. Of course, Phil Lester, the new kid in school, just had to come waltzing in, destroying his entire view on nearly everything in the worst (and best) ways possible. Phil's like a drug, and boy, is Dan addicted. Warning: contains self harm, depression, boyxboy, references towards abuse, and other possible triggers or content you may not be comfortable with. you can message me in private for the specifics if you feel you need it and remember to stay safe. (Top: #89 in Fanfiction, #1 in Phan!)

Dan used to be a submissive and now he's just a broken shell of a man. Warnings: past non-con and abuse || Cover made by phil-no-ouendan

Phil Lester is 'special', having the power to manipulate water with just a flick of his hand. Because of this, he was transferred into the special school, Dahlia Academy, which was built to harbor students with magical abilities. Here, he meets Dan Howell, a cold and distant pyromaniac who doesn't get close to anyone. Based loosely off of the manga/anime of Gakuen Alice. (Cover credit: monster7437)

[Sequel to Here We Go] Being the son of two world-famous superheroes, Iron Man and Captain America, already paints a big target on Peter's back for anyone trying to sabotage the Avengers. Being Spider-Man paints another target on his back. Being the boyfriend of a mutant mercenary who works for a merciless man who has Peter being watched every second of every day? That might as well be a thousand more targets. Peter gets another target slapped on his back after he disappears. This time, the target is to find him.

IS YOUR CHILD MENTALLY ILL? ARE THEY CONTAGIOUS? ARE THEY POSSESSED BY SATAN? OR WERE THEY SIMPLY EXPOSED TO TOO MUCH ELLEN DEGENERES??? However this happened, whoever made your precious offspring this way, we assure you THIS. CAMP. CAN. HELP! Just bring your confused teenager here in June and when they come home in August they'll be the perfectly normal, heterosexual, cisgender, son or daughter they were before they became tainted! You might've seen this prompt on your Tumblr feed about a thousand times.