~•|Warning! Hardcore bxbxb! If you get a major hard on thats not my fault! I warned you, so beware the sexiness!|•~ Alec always had a thing for the Ryder twins, no point in denying it. He was your typical cheery, sweet, and happy gay boy. Or was he? The Ryder twins, Caleb and Connor, are sarcastic, bad(for lack of a better word), short tempered and as straight as poles. Well, at least that's what they think. What happens when Alec finally decides to make a move? Who knows, sometimes poles can bend. *Slow Updates*

Jimin is a broke student working in the strip club. He just wanted to live his life peacefully with a sugar daddy. But his fate turns another round and he ended up in the lap of a Mafia leader as his sugar daddy. PS. Sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes

"But you can call me master my pretty little angel." Angel is only nineteen years old. He's studying law and is a really good writer. He doesn't drink or smoke. Angel not a really sexually guy... In fact he's still a virgin, but something really soon might change that. Mason, 25 years old, owns his own business and is highly appreciated. Never has he been the one to chase after what or who he wants, he always have them chasing after him. But that all changes when he meets Angel and only God knows what he'll do to get him as his to submissive.

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The world from the mind of a teenage pervert

Dr. Addison Coles moved away from everything and everyone he knew because he was tired of being different and alone. He wanted a normal life, he wanted to live, love, and laugh without the stigma that came with being a child prodigy. Although his IQ propelled him ahead of others by years, it also had it's downfalls. He was always known as the, "the smart kid." The operative word being a kid. No one looked twice at him in high school, and he didn't have any prospective love interests until Graduate School when he figured out he liked boys. Addison was always jail bait and too intimidatingly intelligent for other guys his age to feel comfortable in his presence. While he stayed in the community where he grew up, love and romance, Hell, even one night stands weren't in the cards for him. So Addison solved that by applying to several Institutions before finally accepting an offer to teach both his beloved subjects far away from home. Everything was perfect, shiny and brand new, that was until poor little Addison made the acquaintance of not one but two devastatingly handsome men. At first he thought that his gorgeous student was being super cocky and playing tricks on him, showing up not only in his first hour Physics class, but his noon time class as well. Then he slowly but surely realized that there was not one but two of those identical sexy beasts. Twins, and they seemed to have made it their life mission to try to seduce him. Read to see how if this swirl of chemical reactions will mix and blend together or will the reactions clash and become explosive?

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Sye is a troubled boy, he is sent to a boarding school famous for 'fixing-broken-kids.' Sye gets stuffed into the old library attic as a welcoming party. Finding an old book with a watch in it. A pink watch. With flowers and sparkles. In a flash, Sye is suddenly sitting near a werewolf asleep near a big cherry tree. Pink puffy wings on his back and tight clothes on. The werewolf awaking beside him. The WANTED exiled werewolf, Vinmir. Sye is now a Siren. Mythical and dangerous in every way. The voice, the innocent look, and the innocent act that all Sirens do. All except for Sye. The watch is now a tattoo on Sye's wrist. Leaving no way to return to Earth. An Elf recruits Sye into the Rogue Elven Army. Now Sye wants to uncover the Empire's reason for enslaving the Sirens. Why are they forcing them to sing? Why are they doing all this? Now the real adventure begins... (Warning: if you do not like manga style chapter parts that build up the story, then don't read it. Thanks.)