Harry kills Voldemort, but gets hit with a killing curse. The problem is he's not quite dead! No one seems to notice and those who do look too pleased to keep him that way. No matter how much he tries to move or scream he can't and he finds himself being dragged closer and closer to being cremated alive ...

When Shino and Naruto stop at a bathhouse to relax Shino tries to explain proper hot spring etiquette, but Naruto decides to show the bug ninja an extra step ...

Kiba becomes sick and Naruto has to give him the medication. The problem is that these meds aren't taken orally. ... -

Someone is going around and peeping in the windows of a new hotel, but they make the mistake of peeping on Naruto ... can they get away?

The Konoha ninja are asked to explore an island, but they find more than they ever expected. What happens when everyone except Naruto gets infected with a weird poison and he has to take care of them ... wait, the treatment is ... WHAT!?

In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transferring the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realise just what he's given up. tw: terminal illness

Nico's gone into heat and Percy's agreed to stay with him during it despite Camp Half-Blood's rules. Warnings: This fanfic includes smut and sexual content. Reader discretion is advised. Disclaimer: I don't own any of the locations and characters. All credit goes to Rick Riordan

What if the boy who lived turned out to be gay in secrecy? A boy's gotta have fanaticises right? Fanaticises about sex with a firm, hard, hot body of a man? Man with certain blonde hair, grey eyes, tall, lean. His fucking nemesis Draco Lucius Malfoy. To control the urges, he has a habit. Harry Potter writes smut. He writes about his sex fanaticises about Draco Malfoy in a diary. He calls it his sex book. It's a secret book. No one knows about it. And no one EVER should... that's until Draco Malfoy is assigned to he his roommate in the 8th year. "It will go down two ways, either he'll fucking hurt me Or he'll fuck me." What if they are down to fuck? What if Harry's fanaticises come to life? TW! Sex Drugs (probably idk?) Self harm (mentions) Pornography (throughout the story) Choking kink and stuff. I will update the TW's I haven't even started writing. I will make up the story along as I go. This is JK Rowling's shit. I'm just manipulating it into porn 🤌🏻

Sasuke always thought he was all that with the ladies, but when he visits the hospital he sees something that makes him see the truth ...

Umbridge crashes one of the DA meetings with her Inquisitorial Squad. A misused spell sends everyone in the room into Harry Potter's memories.