I died doing what I loved-chasing deadly viruses across war zones and jungles. I was a world-class infectious disease expert, emotionally detached but good at saving lives. My guilty pleasure? BL novels full of angst, smut, and emotionally constipated men. So when I died in a freak plane crash, my guardian angel gave me a choice. I asked to be reincarnated into one of my favorite BL novels. I did not ask to be reincarnated as the illegitimate daughter of the cold, ruthless CEO male lead-a man so awful he literally tried to buy the other male lead's body in chapter three. Now I'm a four-month-old baby in diapers with one goal: fix this terrible love story. To do that, I'll have to: Turn my emotionally stunted, power-hungry father into a decent human being Save the sweet second male lead from being trafficked and destroyed by plot And oh-be the world's cutest, smartest, most manipulative toddler along the way

Author: Xiao Chen / 萧辰 On the first day of school, Wei Ru Song accidentally fell in front of Xiao Nian's dick. With his girlfriend witnessing this incident and thinking that he was giving another man a blowjob, this led to a series of misunderstandings. WRS: I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay! XN: Neither am I. WRS: It seems like we need to come up with a scheme to clear our names now. XN: Okay. Counsellor: I saw you and that junior doing it in the grass, *cough*, kiddo, please take note on not being a bad influence. WRS: No, we just fell accidentally... Neighbour: Wei Ru Song can you be quieter in bed? We couldn't sleep the entire night. WRS: No, that was just Xiao Nian giving me a massage ah... Gym Teacher: You guys know what you did in the equipment room, go clean the mats! WRS: Noooooooo!!! That was just the milk I spilt!!! *** XN: Senior. WRS: Yeah? XN: Since they already think we're gay, why don't we just let this work itself out. WRS: ...Just what I was thinking. _________________________ ⚠I DO NOT OWN THIS NOVEL. ⚠FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES ONLY. Enjoy~