These are the lyrics from the upcoming series "RWBY" (ruby) on RoosterTeeth.

Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad. Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toronto's a lot further away than it used to be. Clio suggests that Okie transport Sumatra across the border, because family is family. But coaching Okie by cellphone isn't easy, and Clio has some zombies of her own to contend with. Luckily she has some garden tools. Naomi Alderman and Margaret Atwood team up for this unusual two-hander. Encompassing love, death, sex, and the meaning of family, The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home will surprise, delight, and convince you of the vital importance of keeping ready supplies of rhubarb and mini-wieners in your freezer at all times. The story unfolds beginning October 24.

An unusual ball was held in Camp Half-Blood. Maybe it's time for the demigods to unwind and take a little break from all their adventures and to celebrate their recent victory. But somebody thought that it's not.

Behold, reader. These are only the introduction of the main characters in a new Harry Potter/Percy Jackson fan fiction as it applies to my future articles. Enjoy. :)