These are just me ranting about creepypasta and stuff involving creepypasta. Some will be long, some will be short. I kinda hope some of you can relate I guess.

Have you ever had that thrill? The thrill of watching your victim slowly come to realise that their life is being taken away from them? Or that pleasing thud of your weapon plunging into them? Even the witnessing of them taking their final breath. It's so damn pleasing. No, no. You mistaken me. You see, I am not a murderer. I am a hired assassin. I only hurt those who I'm paid to kill. Perhaps, you're next on my list? What enemies have you made that are willing to pay to have you removed from the Earth so violently?

i saw someone i follow do this so why the fuck not

A rather long story of a girl going to a sex therapist

fan fiction which crosses the world of mean girls and diary of a wimpy kid

some outifts i make up for no reason

- Come on, it'll be the biggest heist of our century. - Well, not gonna lie, Jean, you almost had me there. But'll take more than that to make return to my days of thievery. - Dude, we're not just talking about any museum. We're talking about breaking into the LOUVRE. "In a world where beauty is no longer valued and culture is getting lost in the fabrics of time, a gang five thieves will make a run for the streets of Paris and carry out the biggest art heist of our time. That is, if they're not lost to love and betrayals amidst of the chaos of it all."

Hired to restore the manor's ancient library, you enter Thornebridge expecting silence and stone-but find a house that watches, hallways that breathe, and weird ...residents of this manor. The air twists strangely around you. Now, the question isn't who's haunting the manor. It's what the manor wants from you - and what it's willing to do to keep it.

"This book speaks to anyone with a neurodivergent brain, that may feel like an alien here on earth. I swear Browning made me laugh and cry and question reality...sometimes all in the same sentence." -JD Todd, author The universe is a very strange place. It will take even stranger heroes to save it. Potto is dim-witted, extremely forgetful and incredibly naïve. He wasn't always this way. Aye-Aye is devilishly shrewd and has boozed his way into a comfortable existence of incompetence and sleaze. How they ended up being two of the most wanted aliens in the galaxy is anyone's guess. Chased down by every oddball bounty hunter in the known universe, and befriended by a libidinous assassin, a fire-breathing reptilian, and a telepathic tree, their misadventures take them past Earth (the mall planet), to a floating sex circus, a planet of killer stuffed animals, an underground spaceship impound lot, and to a planet of reasonably priced bungalows. All while flying around in a ship powered by the brain waves of a psycho killer. A great prophecy proclaims that only "one of light, and one of dark" can save the universe from the dictatorship of The Node. That can't be Potto and Aye...Potto doesn't know what the word prophecy means, and neither know how to spell it. Part sci-fi epic, part absurd dark comedy, I Don't Seem So Bright in a Well-Lit Room is a comment on human behavior, depression, anxiety, and self-esteem. But way more fun than that sounds. So, do up your space seatbelts...it's going to be a bumpy ride. Despite the lack of potholes in space. (Sci-fi /Dark Humour/Absurd) *Completed! Enjoy! Highest rankings: #1 Adventure #1 Action #1 Science Fiction/Sci-fi #1 Misadventures #1 Absurd #1 Mindbending And all because of YOU. Thank you. *Now available in paperback from Story Well Publishing anywhere you like to order books! www.storywellpublishing.com Merch available at: www.theseanbrowning.come

in which a boy gives a crying, wet girl a free ride. story idea © -cyphertori story © sillie_lillie