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𝐘/𝐧 𝐋/𝐧, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥

just some stupid and horribly written oneshots about Alastor and Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel