❝I'm so smooth that when people talk to me they slip and fall.❞ ❝I must be one of your victims, for i sure have fallen for you.❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

[COMPLETED] You never know what you have until you are about to lose it.

❝wanna see my dick?❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

❝Hi! I love your books.❞ ❝Hi! I love you.❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

Alexis chose the summer of 1996 to visit her Nonna in small, poorly known Clarkesville, Georgia. This year happens to be her favorite. Because a certain guy with ripped flannels, loose thick curls, and piercing green eyes won not only his thrilling illegal drag-races, but won the best trophy of them all. Her heart. [will contain mature content and much, much fluff]

*WARNING: THIS STORY WILL HAVE FOUL LANGUAGE* "Please jump in front of a bus" "Right after you jump off a cliff" "I would rather do that than be here with you" "Back at you" ~~ Meet Dylan Foster. Stubborn. Mean. Bad past. Makes Louis' life horrible. Meet Louis Tomlinson. Quirky. Weird. In One Direction. Makes Dylan's life miserable. These two met in a rather horrible way. Dylan never wanted to lay her eyes on him ever again after that day. And Louis' feelings were mutual. But what happens when they meet again? Will they start over? Or will they continue to ruin each others life? Add a little of celebrities, Sprinkle some jealous feelings, A whole lot of mean remarks, and a little bit of fate, and you have Louis' and Dylan's story.

❝i think you're beautiful.❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

Renee Delilah Parker has always been an average girl. She had average grades, she was funny and a basic tomboy. Her mother sends her to spend the Summer in Mullingar, with her paranoid grandmother, her grumpy grandfather and her slutty cousin. She doesn't want to do anything but stay inside all day on Tumblr. It all changes for her when she meets Niall Horan, the bad boy. Niall's tattoos, his attitude and his flirty ways annoy her, but she can't help the attraction he feels towards him. They're complete opposites: he's the punk bad boy, while she's the goody two-shoes. Soon, he shows her what his life is all about: skating, smoking, drinking, partying, drugs and sex. The normal life of a teenage dirtbag. Without either of them noticing, the start to fall in love. But what will happen when she'll have to leave Mullingar, to go back to London? Is it just a fling for them, just a normal summer love? Find out in Teenage Dirtbag. A punk Niall Horan fan fiction.

In which a lonely soul locks himself up in a phone booth and starts calling his dead girlfriend's twin sister © Iighter

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