What will happen when James potter starts to annoy Severus Snape with flirty pickup lines and dirty talk? And what will happen when Severus starts to play by his rules?

Draco Malfoy is turned into a ferret by Harry Potter on accident. As punishment Harry will be forced to take care or Draco until he turns back. However, every night from 12AM to 6AM Draco turns into a human, then back into a ferret. Ron and Harry however take advantage of the weak state Draco is in. This is set during their 8th year.

Hogwarts Eighth Year \\ Not Epilogue Compliant \\ hot/cold dynamics \\ Cuddling & Snuggling \\ One-shot \\ Harry's far too hot. Draco's always cold. And somehow against all odds, together they create a perfect equilibrium.