Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

Playboy and whore are two things Kenny McCormick is use to being called on a daily basis. Though he could care less what anyone thinks about him, as long as his best friend still sees the good in him. She has been his rock and biggest supporter since preschool. And he doesn't plan to let her go. But he is keeping a huge secret that could change his friendship with her forever. He fell in love with his best friend. And he has to prove to her brother he's serious about being with her. ∘₊✧───────────────✧₊∘ Smart, sweet, and sees the good in everyone, Y/n Marsh is a girl any boy would dream to be with. The one catch, she's got an overprotective brother that scares off anyone dumb enough to approach her. But that doesn't really matter since she doesn't care about dating while still in school. All she wants is to finish high school with decent grades and make fun memories with her best friend. Her plans for not dating get thrown out the window when she suddenly starts thinking about her best friend in a not so friend way, and she is faced with something she wasn't prepared for. She fell in love with her best friend. She has one problem, her twin brother does not support the idea of them dating. [Recommended Age: 16+] [Word Count: 48,758]

Kyle Broflovski is your shy college tutor by day and secretly an NSFW Voice Actor by night. Oh, and he's totally in love with you💘

Stan Marsh is one of the most known boys in school for two reasons; he is the star quarterback, and he is dating the most popular girl. Correction: He was dating the most popular girl. After Wendy dumped him, he was expecting her to come running back to him like she always does. Instead, she jumps into the arms of a boy she would tell him not to worry about. Again. Slowly, he starts to realize how toxic his relationship with her was. But he doesn't realize it alone. When he accidentally crashes into the life of the mysterious, new girl in his grade, she shows him things he never would have seen without her. In return, he helps her learn to open up and trust people again. Saving each other without realizing it. Recommended age: 16+ Word Count: 37,890