Draco Malfoy's history of poor decision-making continues after the war, when he returns to Hogwarts under strict probation. Bored and restless, he decides to cast the infamous Vanishing Cabinet spell to link his bed with the bed of a willing witch. But something goes horribly wrong, and instead of the buzzy flirt Draco's been secretly meeting, his bed keeps delivering an extremely unamused Hermione Granger. So begins Draco's travesty of an "Eighth Year," where nothing goes to plan and good deeds NEVER pay. His mother owls him daily prophecies of doom, a rabid she-weasel stalks him through the castle, and his mad roommate from Durmstrang plots to avenge the Dark Lord. Each day Draco struggles with his worst nature and often loses. Every night brings Granger back again, wreaking havoc with his body and mind. Draco is convinced he's headed straight back to Azkaban and he's almost looking forward to the trip. COMPLETE! (Illustration by K Writes Dramione)

It's been 2 years since the battle of Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy has been hiding in the manor since he found out about his incurable curse. He has no friends, no has talked to him in over a year, until now. Hermione Granger has been studying curse breaking and has become the upcoming most successful healer in London. ---------- "I see you looking at my body Granger, enjoying yourself?" Draco wrote on the paper. Hermione shook her head. "I just never knew you to like working out," she responded. "I'm deaf and mute, so I feel weak. If I look bigger and stronger then maybe people won't target me because of my curse," he wrote with almost perfect handwriting. No characters belong to me! All to JKR. All characters are in the Harry Potter universe! This is an AU that will be angsty and severely emotional.