This is your guide of what NOT to do in your OC x (Insert pasta here) stories WARNING: I curse *A LOT* and even get harsh. If you simply can't handle that then I strongly suggest you don't read this story. This is *NOT* an exaggeration. If you however, don't mind then please proceed to read if you wish. If you do mind, that's fine, you're allowed to click away. (Aliens take me from this miserable rock)

Rant book by @sendmeyournootles

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the pieces presented in this collection. Given this, I hope you enjoy! Sources are all posted in their respective chapters. Star ratings are subjective.

**PREQUEL TO THE DEAR MY SANITY SERIES** I'm not your average guy. Besides the outrageously weird name of Falin and the fact that my hair is whiter than Slenderman's face, I must be sure to mention that I live the killer's life. I must also say that it's simply. . . the best. Just going around, killing. Torturing. I couldn't have asked for a better life. Not to mention the fact that I get to hang out with the craziest psychos in the world. Score one for me! Two if you want to count the fact that I'm the proxy of none other than Slenderman himself. As a matter of fact, you might have heard of my crazy psycho friends from that one website, Creepypasta, I think it was called. You know, the people who go by the name of Eyeless Jack, Slenderman, Laughing Jack, Hoodie, Masky, etc. Recently, we've gotten a new addition. You might have heard of him too. His name is Jeff the Killer.

Sky just wants to live a normal life. But that's a dream that will never be fulfilled due to the fact that her dad is the one and only Jeff the Killer. {SEQUEL TO BLOOD FLOW JEFF THE KILLER LOVE STORY}