Somehow, a narcoleptic transmigrator is working as a stablehand in the Henituse County. That's fine, there's no way Cale would care enough about this random boy working with the horses, right? He can just stay here unnoticed, never getting involved with the story... Agh, if he knew he'd transmigrate, he would've at least read more of it first! - Trash of the Count's Family (TOTCF) / Lout of the Count's Family (LOTCF) Fanfiction. I don't own TCF/LCF, this is just fan fiction. WARNINGS: CASUAL DEPICTIONS OF SELF HARM, MURDER, AND IMPLIED/REFERENCED RAPE/NONCON* READ AT OWN RISK. *Implied/Reference Sexual Assault occurs at Chapters 11 and 20. Emphasis on 'implied' as it does not occur in text, just in dialogue and context clues.

Title: "The Foolish Ger's Sweet Farming Life" Synopsis: Su Xiaoyu, a modern university student, suddenly finds himself in an ancient farming village-inside the body of a well-known "lunatic" ger. The previous owner of the body was foolish and often laughed for no reason, scaring people away. But fate plays a trick on him-he is already married to the village's most feared hunter, Mo Chen, a tall, silent man with a cold face. On their wedding night, Su Xiaoyu transmigrates and is completely confused. The villagers expect him to be crazy, but instead, he turns into an obedient and adorable little ger. His hunter husband, Mo Chen, who originally thought he married a fool, is stunned by his wife's sudden cuteness and innocence. As they start their life together, Mo Chen finds himself falling for this soft, silly, and adorable little ger. Su Xiaoyu, on the other hand, is shocked by his hunter husband's possessiveness and doting nature. Together, they farm, hunt, and build a cozy life while dealing with village gossip, jealous relatives, and the occasional wild animal attack. But as Mo Chen protects and spoils him, Su Xiaoyu starts feeling warmth he never had before in his modern life.

***Note Well*** This book shall, from the first volume on, be uploaded at @theonionjunktion! What does this mean? I won't delete the story on this account, however if you wish for edited chapters and see how this story keeps going, then feel free to check it out at the onion junktion (Where you will also be able to find many more amazing books!) *** Setting *** After hundreds of years, candidates to the legendary Title of Twin stars finally appear in the Mysterious Light-Shadow Sect. However, few people can tell wether they will bring luck, misfortune or even catastrophe, as the clash between two hidden powers slowly unveils for the world to see... A thousand years ago, a man at the peak of existence, the Evil Saint, along with his companions challenged the might of the Nine Heavens of Tian and fought the Tyrant of the Heavens, Lord Tian himself! After the Evil Saint died in battle, his companions dispersed throughout the countless planes of existence and laid low, licking their wounds and not daring to openly challenge the heavens again... Now, a full thousand years later, there are once again signs that something big will happen! Mortal, Ageless and Immortal. Three Realms of cultivation, a total of fifteen Stages. Many walk on the path of martial cultivation but few reach its end. A boy eight years old holds knowledge that many seek but none can obtain. Who is he really? What is his connection with the Evil Saint? Who and WHAT is the Mountain? *** Disclaimer *** Immortal Ascension Tower is an original Eastern Fantasy Novel... Mine! ^o^ Although I own the story I do NOT own the pictures or media that I used nor do I have any intention on using them to make any sort of profit through their usage. It is also a story I write in my free time, I have (of course) no editor and, what's more, I'm not an English native speaker so I apologize in advance for any plot holes or any mistakes I might make while writing this story.

Kehlani is 19 - orphaned, overworked, and holding on by thread. A young nurse in Spanish Town just trying to survive after her mother was gunned down three years ago. She don't know her father. Don't know her family. Just her and her shifts, trying not to break. Treyvon is 25 - rich off scamming, cold from birth. Son of the notorious gang leader "Big Stone," Treyvon runs the streets, breaks hearts like glass, and fears nothing but betrayal. He don't believe in love. Just loyalty. Family. And war. But when Kehlani and Treyvon's worlds collide - one fighting for peace, the other built on violence - neither of them expect what follows: bullets, betrayal... and something dangerously close to love.

Mi really affi ask mi self, why me one so salt? Is like mi mada bathe mi inna salt from birth tpc. "Kazhier!" My sister shouted pulling me from my thoughts. Oh right we were here, she deh cuss while mi a wonder why me so salt. "Mi done wid yuh." She said before walking away. I was done with her hours ago she just deh here a send up har pressure. "Yuh wah mi send yuh guh States?" My brother in law asked making me nod. Anything weh fi get from this f-upped place.