Batjoke
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Who You Really Are - Batjokes by VisionPoet
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"Oh come on Bats, you're just like them! To you I'm just another freak and that's all I'll ever be!" "You're not a freak, Joker. Not to me!" Gotham's greatest symbol of justice and its most murderous lunatic - Polar opposites, right? But what if they found out that they actually weren't so different? A corny Batjokes story about the hero and villain of Gotham falling in love with each other, let's see how that turns out! -I do not own any of the characters, I merely created this story but you'll find a lot of references to the killing joke and the Arkham games series-
The Joke's On You, Bats! [ π™±πšŠπšπ™Ήπš˜πš”πšŽπšœ ] by smolkiths
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The Joker has always been open about his feelings to the Bat, but Batman ignores the insane remarks, until he receives a letter and decides to try a new approach. And then things spiral out of control. Jason comes for a visit and the question on Bruce's mind is: Who's the real monster here?  ─── ο½₯ ο½‘οΎŸβ˜†: *.☽ .* :β˜†οΎŸ. ─── Batjokes. Not a reflection of the comics or games, just based off them and depicted in my own way. I don't own these characters nor make a profit from them. TW// A LOT of abuse, verbal abuse, sexual abuse, dark themes, Harley abuse (sorry, Harls!) Please read with caution!! #𝟷 π™Ήπš˜πš”πšŽπš›πš‘π™±πšŠπšπš–πšŠπš— 𝟢𝟺/𝟸𝟽/𝟸𝟸 #𝟷 π™±πš˜πš”πšŽπš› 𝟢𝟻/𝟷𝟻/𝟸𝟸 #𝟷 πš‘πšŽπšŠπšπš‘πš•πšŽπšπšπšŽπš›πš“πš˜πš”πšŽπš› 𝟢𝟷/𝟷𝟢/𝟸𝟹 #𝟷 πš‹πšŠπšπš–πšŠπš—πš‘πš“πš˜πš”πšŽπš› 𝟢𝟿/𝟸/𝟸𝟹 #𝟷 πšπš‘πšŽπš“πš˜πš”πšŽπš› 𝟢𝟾/𝟢𝟸/𝟸𝟺
Those Who Fall Down the Rabbit Hole | Batjokes | by Jae201
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A clown and a bat, sitting in a cell/ sitting in a mental hospital/ sitting in a rooftop T-a-l-k-i-n-g. The kissing will come later. - Prepare yourselves for a grey Bruce, that's all I'm sayin'. Oh, and for future smut, that too. This is a re-write of The Dark Knight, of course.
Batjokes Poison in the Blood   by OrdinaryShiper
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Poison in the Blood Gotham AU rowenaaine "If it had been anyone but Gordon asking him to do this, and for anyone other than Jeremiah Valeska, Bruce would have bristled and told them that he wasn't a man to be ordered about. But this oddly timed and mysterious request certainly had his attention. With the unexplained distance Jeremiah had recently put between them, and Jim's urgent phone call, Bruce needed answers." Bruce Wayne is asked by Captain James Gordon to visit Jeremiah Valeska at the man's fortified bunker. Gordon won't say why other than Gotham needs Bruce's help for urgent police business. Bruce can't imagine what Jeremiah and police business have to do with one another, and he's also harboring some hard feelings after his relationship with Jeremiah went from love-at-first-sight to near strangers in less than four days. Visiting the bunker is the last thing Bruce wants to do. So of course, he's going. Goes AU at Episode 18 where Bruce and Jeremiah shake hands. I wrote the majority of this before episodes 20-22 aired, so many of the scenes from Gotham you may be familiar with are missing.
Unforgettable... ( BatJokes FanFiction) by ChaiTeaAndFandoms
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Bruce Wayne keeps remembering his ex, Jack Nappier. The littlest things remind him of everything. Joker's jokes and teases don't help the poor Dark Knight's mental state. (There will be alcohol, suicidal thoughts, ect.)
Two Threads of the Same Stitch  by thejokersapprentice
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Joker x Batman πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸ’š They love each other, they always have but the world stands in their way, along with Joker's demons and......a certain someone. Will they be able to deal with this together? Or will Joker push Batman away? Let's find out together.
When An Unstoppable Force Meets An Immovable Object  'English Translation' by MiaStissi
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Translation of my story BatJokes
(Batman x joker) ~One stormy night. by I-am-kohai
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Batman knows the Joker. He knows how he talks, how he moves and how he acts. He thinks he has the clown figured out. However when Heroes and villains alike start to go missing in Gotham, Batman and Joker have to work together to solve the case. As the stakes grow higher Batman discovers there may be more to the clown prince of crime than meet the eye. They must learn to trust each other before it's too late. (This is a batman x joker fic so expect a lot of fluff, humour and maybe some darker stuff later >:D )
Broken Steel by AdorableJoker89
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Broken, sick and screaming, Joker cries for help and Batman is the one to come to his aid. What happened to the crazed man for him to become so scared of his own shadow, where is his laughter? Where is his care-free ways? where is Harley? So many questions and one very hurt and confused Joker to try and bring them to light. Batman has his work cut out for him. Hit #1 in BatJokes Hit #1 in JokerxBatman Hit #1 in BatmanxJoker Hit #1 in Joker
Obsession (Batman x Joker) by LifeDeep
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Joker is obsessed with the mysterious Batman. What will happen when the clown discovers his secret identity? Batman believes that he can change Joker for the better, but the Joker thinks the same about Batman.